F*ck Friend... what to get for b-day?

[cyraid]

Hahaha the dildo mold is too hilarious. You should totally do that.

Oh, and f*ck her brains out of course.

 

[SayWord?]

hard **** and some bubblegum

 

[Bible_Belt]

http://www.snaz75.com/

 

[Maximus Rex]

I hate effing holidays... so its my fwb's b-day... what do i get her that says, i'm not a total ass, but i'm not suddenly in love with you? or do i get her anything at all?

Thanks in advance for the input!

Some d*ck and some game.

 

[Big-J]

Get her a dildo with "Incase of Emergency" engraved on the bottom .

 

[Luveno]

Ask yourself this: what do you get your other FRIENDS?

If she's a **** FRIEND, then get her something along the lines of what you get your other friends.

If you get your other friends nothing, get her nothing.

You're not dating. You are both in it for sex. So there. Don't be a chump.