"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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F*ck Friend... what to get for b-day?

cyraid

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Hahaha the dildo mold is too hilarious. You should totally do that.

Oh, and f*ck her brains out of course.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Maximus Rex

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challenged said:
I hate effing holidays... so its my fwb's b-day... what do i get her that says, i'm not a total ass, but i'm not suddenly in love with you? or do i get her anything at all?

Thanks in advance for the input!
Some d*ck and some game.
 

Big-J

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Get her a dildo with "Incase of Emergency" engraved on the bottom :D.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Luveno

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Ask yourself this: what do you get your other FRIENDS?

If she's a **** FRIEND, then get her something along the lines of what you get your other friends.

If you get your other friends nothing, get her nothing.

You're not dating. You are both in it for sex. So there. Don't be a chump.
 
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