"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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exercise for thighs?

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what's the best way to build up thighs? all i can think of is running and squats up against the wall. i'm talking about exercise you can do without a gym.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Lunges are good stuff. Riding a bike can give you massive legs, assuming that you use your bike like a training machine and not like a pleasure vehicle. If you're planning on doing this for the long term you might want to seriously consider buying a bycicle or a set of dumbells or finding a gym.
 
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One legged squats (pistols) a LOT harder than you think. Buy some dumbells (you can probably get them from the salvation army maybe even a bench) you could do 1 legged lunges which basically is you putting one leg behind you and putting the toe of that foot on some sort of elevated platform, then you put your other leg out like a lunge and go up and down, add dumbells if it gets too easy.
 
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20 rep squats will make anything below the belt grow.

including, apparently, the penis. :eek:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Warboss Alex said:
20 rep squats will make anything below the belt grow.

including, apparently, the penis. :eek:
Click to expand...

I want a mastadon trunk...
 
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yep. if you tie your penis to the ground while your at the bottom, doing squats will make it grow like a weed
 
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