"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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exercise for thighs?

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what's the best way to build up thighs? all i can think of is running and squats up against the wall. i'm talking about exercise you can do without a gym.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Deadly_Ripped

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Lunges are good stuff. Riding a bike can give you massive legs, assuming that you use your bike like a training machine and not like a pleasure vehicle. If you're planning on doing this for the long term you might want to seriously consider buying a bycicle or a set of dumbells or finding a gym.
 

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One legged squats (pistols) a LOT harder than you think. Buy some dumbells (you can probably get them from the salvation army maybe even a bench) you could do 1 legged lunges which basically is you putting one leg behind you and putting the toe of that foot on some sort of elevated platform, then you put your other leg out like a lunge and go up and down, add dumbells if it gets too easy.
 

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20 rep squats will make anything below the belt grow.

including, apparently, the penis. :eek:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fortunate_Juan

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Warboss Alex said:
20 rep squats will make anything below the belt grow.

including, apparently, the penis. :eek:

I want a mastadon trunk...
 

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yep. if you tie your penis to the ground while your at the bottom, doing squats will make it grow like a weed
 
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