Well my ex gf is still sayign ****a bout me, its been abiout 3 months since i stopped talking to her completely. (shes immature and AW). So anyway today i hear from a mutual friend that shes telling them i have a small penis now, about as immature as i get. And just FYI i dont have a small penis by any standards, its jsut well immaturity at its best. I emailed her and told her to kindly stop talking about me as i do not talk about her. God i ****ing hate this crap.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ex talks ****
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
Just tell them she has the looses pu$$y.... start serving up a bit of her own medicine... tho while you do it, I'd suggest you keep it of the cuff and casual...
She's obviously using you as a pattern or routine....
She's obviously using you as a pattern or routine....
Desdinova
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It's all in how you take it. If you hear a rumor that she probably started spreading, laugh about it. Also, don't be afraid to start your own rumors. It's funny how they come back to you all fvcked up.
I knew a chick who loved spreading rumors. She was a pain in the ass, but the rumors were funny. Apparently we dated for months and had sex. However, I never fvcked her in the three days we dated.
I knew a chick who loved spreading rumors. She was a pain in the ass, but the rumors were funny. Apparently we dated for months and had sex. However, I never fvcked her in the three days we dated.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
stories and or news to woo her audience
Devil_In_Disguise
Don Juan
You've done the worst thing possible by letting her know it annoys you... it's just going to be more incentive for her to continue.
Hold your head, keep your cool.
Hold your head, keep your cool.
Ser_i
Don Juan
don't give it to much attention, if someone asks you anything about it, simply put it to maturity and if she has the need to say such things to make herself feel better, then the more to her if she is that supervisial? ( spl is totally wrong) and simply say, it's not worth talking about it, considdering that people that talk about gossip are either not that really bright, afraid to check it out themselves or have totally nothing else to do and fill in some fake importance to make themselve feel better..
never ever fails.. but don't push it, or go around to tell it...
never ever fails.. but don't push it, or go around to tell it...