onemorerobot
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Yes, who wouldn't want to hear about their ex's new sex life? ****ing *****.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Ex Mentioning The New Guy's ****
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
That's not a bad one.
"yeah my new girlfriend's into this whole "not being fat" thing, it's pretty hot."
"yeah my new girlfriend's into this whole "not being fat" thing, it's pretty hot."
onemorerobot
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I'm lost.
penkitten
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shes trying to make you jealous by belittling your penis size. all women think men have penis envy and its all about who has the biggest one.
women have boob envy. whomever has the biggest bounciest rack, wins. all others in the room are inferior. its true. except you cant ask one of us, because we will lie and say you're an idiot for saying that.
therefore, when you ex says her new sex life with whats his face is great and his dong is about as big as a louisville slugger, you should mention how your new girl, miss big bouncy rack, says your dong is the most awesome in the land.
it helps to go find a new miss bouncy rack and walk around with her in public where the ex can see the big bouncy rack for herself. then she will go home and stew in it.
women have boob envy. whomever has the biggest bounciest rack, wins. all others in the room are inferior. its true. except you cant ask one of us, because we will lie and say you're an idiot for saying that.
therefore, when you ex says her new sex life with whats his face is great and his dong is about as big as a louisville slugger, you should mention how your new girl, miss big bouncy rack, says your dong is the most awesome in the land.
it helps to go find a new miss bouncy rack and walk around with her in public where the ex can see the big bouncy rack for herself. then she will go home and stew in it.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Even better then everyones answer is be secure in yourself and don't give a damn, what (or who) she's doing.
She is being childish trying to get revenge on you because she still likes you (somewhat) I'm assuming you dumped her.
Rather then having some really snappy answer about how great you're doing, the best way to handle it is with a carefree attitude.
Something like.... "cool." -change the subject to whatever else... or walk away..
Me personally...
I'd probably respond "Cool story, Hansel." -thats a quote from zoolander. Then put my hand up to give her a high 5, but as she swings her hand at me I'd pull away and tool her..
three12.
She is being childish trying to get revenge on you because she still likes you (somewhat) I'm assuming you dumped her.
Rather then having some really snappy answer about how great you're doing, the best way to handle it is with a carefree attitude.
Something like.... "cool." -change the subject to whatever else... or walk away..
Me personally...
I'd probably respond "Cool story, Hansel." -thats a quote from zoolander. Then put my hand up to give her a high 5, but as she swings her hand at me I'd pull away and tool her..
three12.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
women have boob envy. whomever has the biggest bounciest rack, wins. all others in the room are inferior.
interesting
interesting
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
one time an ex called me and said...
Me: "Hello?"
Her: "ADDMAN! I'm with my new boyfriend, we're about to have SEX!"
Me: "great... so why u callin me? need me to give u guys some pointers on how to get started?"
Her: "no... I just thought maybe you'd be jealous?"
Me: "why would I be jealous?"
Her: "ohhh ok... well goodbye"
Me: "Hello?"
Her: "ADDMAN! I'm with my new boyfriend, we're about to have SEX!"
Me: "great... so why u callin me? need me to give u guys some pointers on how to get started?"
Her: "no... I just thought maybe you'd be jealous?"
Me: "why would I be jealous?"
Her: "ohhh ok... well goodbye"
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
You females are loonytunes.penkitten said:
Fyi, tits are important, to some guys more than others, but they're definitely not the most important physical trait on a woman. A woman with a gorgeous face who's in great shape but has b-cup tits is going to get a lot more attention than some average looking jane with huge d-cups.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I agree that 'bigger is not always better' in regard to boobs, but women say the same thing about men's anatomy.
This link supports the 'bigger is not better' proposition:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/172601243.html
And I imagine that there are women out there who are the envy of other women and the focus of every man because their giant rack, but they're home at night thinking "oh my aching back; these tits are a curse."
This link supports the 'bigger is not better' proposition:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/172601243.html
And I imagine that there are women out there who are the envy of other women and the focus of every man because their giant rack, but they're home at night thinking "oh my aching back; these tits are a curse."
Rata Blanca
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:crackup:THE_ADDMAN said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Any why is a guy hanging around a woman who's doing this?onemorerobot said:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
haha! Hooray for boobies! :crazy:penkitten said:
onemorerobot
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She's only mentioned it recently. Until now, I've had no reason to question our friendship.Francisco d'Anconia said:Any why is a guy hanging around a woman who's doing this?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
CactusMcDougal
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Phallic size and mammary size are both determined by genetics. I don't see why people obsess over those kind of traits since we cannot change them; no matter how many "EnH4nce ur p3n.is s1z3" e-mails you get, whatever they're pushing, it will not work. Do women believe there is some advantage to a larger phallus? I certainly don't see much of an advantage to a large set of mammaries. Frankly, I like flat-chested women.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Alright, so she's just done this. What's causing the confusion?onemorerobot said:
onemorerobot
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I just don't understand how she could think that that's something I need to hear about. She's only been seeing this guy for a few weeks and it doesn't really bother me when she mentions him, but I don't want to hear about his penis and her vagina.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Well guess what, she saw that she wasn't pushing your buttons by just mentioning him so she escalated things and guess what, it worked! Besides, why shouldn't she tell you, you readily listen to everything else about him. FYI, next time she's going to show you pictures or give you a link to their YouTube video.
And I must add:
If those pictures and videos are with her naked, you can happily link to them.
It seems that you are not getting the point yet.
She is just trying to make you jealous. It could be that she wants you to care, she could still want you, or she could be just a nutcase. Nevertheless, you must stop the contact with her if she acts this way. Why hang around a girl who is retarded?
listen, if i walked up to you and started talking about my mastrubation techniques, would you sit there and take it? No. Because it is something you dont need or want to hear.
So use your fukking head and a sense of judgement.
If those pictures and videos are with her naked, you can happily link to them.
It seems that you are not getting the point yet.
She is just trying to make you jealous. It could be that she wants you to care, she could still want you, or she could be just a nutcase. Nevertheless, you must stop the contact with her if she acts this way. Why hang around a girl who is retarded?
listen, if i walked up to you and started talking about my mastrubation techniques, would you sit there and take it? No. Because it is something you dont need or want to hear.
So use your fukking head and a sense of judgement.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.