Ex Mentioning The New Guy's ****

[onemorerobot]

Yes, who wouldn't want to hear about their ex's new sex life? ****ing *****.

 

[Oxide]

"Oh yeah? that's great. you should see the girl that hangs out with me now, she is totally crazy on this whole exercise thing. The girl goes to the gym daily and follows her diet to the T, that's pretty cool"

 

[Scrumtulescence]

That's not a bad one.

"yeah my new girlfriend's into this whole "not being fat" thing, it's pretty hot."

 

[onemorerobot]

I'm lost.

 

[penkitten]

shes trying to make you jealous by belittling your penis size. all women think men have penis envy and its all about who has the biggest one.
women have boob envy. whomever has the biggest bounciest rack, wins. all others in the room are inferior. its true. except you cant ask one of us, because we will lie and say you're an idiot for saying that.
therefore, when you ex says her new sex life with whats his face is great and his dong is about as big as a louisville slugger, you should mention how your new girl, miss big bouncy rack, says your dong is the most awesome in the land.
it helps to go find a new miss bouncy rack and walk around with her in public where the ex can see the big bouncy rack for herself. then she will go home and stew in it.

 

[three12]

Even better then everyones answer is be secure in yourself and don't give a damn, what (or who) she's doing.

She is being childish trying to get revenge on you because she still likes you (somewhat) I'm assuming you dumped her.

Rather then having some really snappy answer about how great you're doing, the best way to handle it is with a carefree attitude.

Something like.... "cool." -change the subject to whatever else... or walk away..

Me personally...

I'd probably respond "Cool story, Hansel." -thats a quote from zoolander. Then put my hand up to give her a high 5, but as she swings her hand at me I'd pull away and tool her..

three12.

 

[KillaCam]

Half the reason why Ex's are just that, Ex's.

History. That's where they belong

 

[Bible_Belt]

women have boob envy. whomever has the biggest bounciest rack, wins. all others in the room are inferior.

interesting

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

one time an ex called me and said...
Me: "Hello?"
Her: "ADDMAN! I'm with my new boyfriend, we're about to have SEX!"
Me: "great... so why u callin me? need me to give u guys some pointers on how to get started?"
Her: "no... I just thought maybe you'd be jealous?"
Me: "why would I be jealous?"
Her: "ohhh ok... well goodbye"

 

[Scrumtulescence]

shes trying to make you jealous by belittling your penis size. all women think men have penis envy and its all about who has the biggest one.
women have boob envy. whomever has the biggest bounciest rack, wins.

You females are loonytunes.

Fyi, tits are important, to some guys more than others, but they're definitely not the most important physical trait on a woman. A woman with a gorgeous face who's in great shape but has b-cup tits is going to get a lot more attention than some average looking jane with huge d-cups.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I agree that 'bigger is not always better' in regard to boobs, but women say the same thing about men's anatomy.

This link supports the 'bigger is not better' proposition:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/172601243.html

And I imagine that there are women out there who are the envy of other women and the focus of every man because their giant rack, but they're home at night thinking "oh my aching back; these tits are a curse."

 

[Rata Blanca]

one time an ex called me and said...
Me: "Hello?"
Her: "ADDMAN! I'm with my new boyfriend, we're about to have SEX!"
Me: "great... so why u callin me? need me to give u guys some pointers on how to get started?"
Her: "no... I just thought maybe you'd be jealous?"
Me: "why would I be jealous?"
Her: "ohhh ok... well goodbye"

:crackup:

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Yes, who wouldn't want to hear about their ex's new sex life? ****ing *****.

Any why is a guy hanging around a woman who's doing this?

 

[ValleyDJing]

shes trying to make you jealous by belittling your penis size. all women think men have penis envy and its all about who has the biggest one.
women have boob envy. whomever has the biggest bounciest rack, wins. all others in the room are inferior. its true. except you cant ask one of us, because we will lie and say you're an idiot for saying that.
therefore, when you ex says her new sex life with whats his face is great and his dong is about as big as a louisville slugger, you should mention how your new girl, miss big bouncy rack, says your dong is the most awesome in the land.
it helps to go find a new miss bouncy rack and walk around with her in public where the ex can see the big bouncy rack for herself. then she will go home and stew in it.

haha! Hooray for boobies! :crazy:

 

[onemorerobot]

Any why is a guy hanging around a woman who's doing this?

She's only mentioned it recently. Until now, I've had no reason to question our friendship.

 

[CactusMcDougal]

Phallic size and mammary size are both determined by genetics. I don't see why people obsess over those kind of traits since we cannot change them; no matter how many "EnH4nce ur p3n.is s1z3" e-mails you get, whatever they're pushing, it will not work. Do women believe there is some advantage to a larger phallus? I certainly don't see much of an advantage to a large set of mammaries. Frankly, I like flat-chested women.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

She's only mentioned it recently. Until now, I've had no reason to question our friendship.

Alright, so she's just done this. What's causing the confusion?

 

[onemorerobot]

I just don't understand how she could think that that's something I need to hear about. She's only been seeing this guy for a few weeks and it doesn't really bother me when she mentions him, but I don't want to hear about his penis and her vagina.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Well guess what, she saw that she wasn't pushing your buttons by just mentioning him so she escalated things and guess what, it worked! Besides, why shouldn't she tell you, you readily listen to everything else about him. FYI, next time she's going to show you pictures or give you a link to their YouTube video.

 

[Oxide]

And I must add:

If those pictures and videos are with her naked, you can happily link to them.

It seems that you are not getting the point yet.

She is just trying to make you jealous. It could be that she wants you to care, she could still want you, or she could be just a nutcase. Nevertheless, you must stop the contact with her if she acts this way. Why hang around a girl who is retarded?

listen, if i walked up to you and started talking about my mastrubation techniques, would you sit there and take it? No. Because it is something you dont need or want to hear.

So use your fukking head and a sense of judgement.