"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"eww"

cNfny

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whats the best reaction/come back to a girl who says "ew" after you make any sexual innuendo remark to her?

i know a girl who 70% of the time responds with that. last time i suggested she make me pancakes and bring them to me in bed, she simply said "ew" and i just walked away.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ligyron

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prefer bacon and eggs?

dont put too much value on words/phrases girls say. especially something like "eww" she could just be going through a eww phase where she likes to say eww all the time, especially if it's a high school girl. you could start using it back on her if she really does say it a lot. it could also be a well calculated eww which would mean she is not interested. i guess it depends on the eww delivery, does it come with a eww face?
 

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I put a chick saying that up there with the sound of nails on a chalkboard.

Horrible.

Either hope she grows out of it or next the b!tch all depending on your tolerance level for annoying language choices.
 

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in the pancake situation, should i have said someting or was walkin away best?
 

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CNfy: You should bring me some pancakes in bed

HB: Ewww

CNfy: Your pancakes are that bad?

Keep it funny, keep it light. If I understand correctly she doesn't dislike you, she's just running her female test bullsh!t. Keep the C+F going and don't take the dumb stuff personally.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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cNfny

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Your pancakes are that bad?
haha thats good. i guess i did take it too personally, think she felt that by walkin away and not responding?
 

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sometimes the best response is no response at all. it allows the girl to realize that you understand that what she's doing is just a test or some kind of game.
 
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