"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"eww"

cNfny

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whats the best reaction/come back to a girl who says "ew" after you make any sexual innuendo remark to her?

i know a girl who 70% of the time responds with that. last time i suggested she make me pancakes and bring them to me in bed, she simply said "ew" and i just walked away.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ligyron

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prefer bacon and eggs?

dont put too much value on words/phrases girls say. especially something like "eww" she could just be going through a eww phase where she likes to say eww all the time, especially if it's a high school girl. you could start using it back on her if she really does say it a lot. it could also be a well calculated eww which would mean she is not interested. i guess it depends on the eww delivery, does it come with a eww face?
 

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I put a chick saying that up there with the sound of nails on a chalkboard.

Horrible.

Either hope she grows out of it or next the b!tch all depending on your tolerance level for annoying language choices.
 

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in the pancake situation, should i have said someting or was walkin away best?
 

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CNfy: You should bring me some pancakes in bed

HB: Ewww

CNfy: Your pancakes are that bad?

Keep it funny, keep it light. If I understand correctly she doesn't dislike you, she's just running her female test bullsh!t. Keep the C+F going and don't take the dumb stuff personally.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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cNfny

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Your pancakes are that bad?
haha thats good. i guess i did take it too personally, think she felt that by walkin away and not responding?
 

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sometimes the best response is no response at all. it allows the girl to realize that you understand that what she's doing is just a test or some kind of game.
 
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