MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ever had a g/f like this?
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
wait_out
Master Don Juan
Aha! I've been wondering when someone would post this!
There's a lot of moments in there that made me cringe out of familiarity... and I found this site through KX's epic thread about BPD a while back. Love that series.
I blame my poor judgement on the sex :yes:
ps. this is my favourite one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPJ92hPwKDo
There's a lot of moments in there that made me cringe out of familiarity... and I found this site through KX's epic thread about BPD a while back. Love that series.
I blame my poor judgement on the sex :yes:
ps. this is my favourite one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPJ92hPwKDo
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
That was genius. An exact capture of the female psyche, with a perfect revelation of a woman's typical motivation at the end.MatureDJ said:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I've got to stop watching these. They're scaring me a little. They are so spot-on it's amazing. Kudos to the writer/director. Althought they portray the extreme, we all know these traits are found in every woman. I think I'll clear my pallette with some Battlefield II.
ChumpNoMore
Don Juan
wow. flashbacks.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
countermart
Don Juan
...and that my friends is why you should never, put all your eggs in one basket with one girl. They are (almost) all capable of turning into that.
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