Even when I get laid I can't win.

[Peaks&Valleys]

Did you not read the part where I said I want to last long for MY pleasure?

So this is why you're upset?

In your last text to her, you apologized to her for not lasting very long.

 

[SargeMaximus]

So this is why you're upset?

In your last text to her, you apologized to her for not lasting very long.

well at the time I thought she cared as well. But regardless of If she does or doesn’t, why would I want to spend hours laying in bed unable to sleep instead of still be fvcking her?

 

[BillyPilgrim]

well at the time I thought she cared as well. But regardless of If she does or doesn’t, why would I want to spend hours laying in bed unable to sleep instead of still be fvcking her?

If you have time to change a "u" to a "v", you have time to construct a grammatically correct sentence. Yes, I'm the grammar police.

 

[SargeMaximus]

If you have time to change a "u" to a "v", you have time to construct a grammatically correct sentence. Yes, I'm the grammar police.

Sue me

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Sue me

No.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Did you see what I did there Sarge?

 

[SargeMaximus]

Did you see what I did there Sarge?

Idgaf

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Idgaf

I don't get all frustrated?

 

[SargeMaximus]

I don't get all frustrated?

Good one. Next tell me how alpha you are

 

[corrector]

Wow thank you for this man! I guess I do think a bit too much about my performance. But mostly it’s because I wanted to fvck her longer because I enjoy long sex and not the cvmming part!
Anyhow cool. She said I was the 10th guy she had ever been with. So what’s my move now? After she said “don’t sweat it” I just said “ok” with a thumbs up.

You believe you were really the 10th guy? Normally the rule is women underestimate their partners by as much as 10 times. That means you are probably the 100th.

 

[SargeMaximus]

You believe you were really the 10th guy? Normally the rule is women underestimate their partners by as much as 10 times. That means you are probably the 100th.

It doesn’t really matter does it? She felt the need to say it for a reason

 

[Giovanni SouthSide]

Any hxe you swak and nut on is another stripe.
you took that by hook or by crook. Next time pop a v pill if you want to tear it up and pull an all nighter

 

[SargeMaximus]

Any hxe you swak and nut on is another stripe.
you took that by hook or by crook. Next time pop a v pill if you want to tear it up and pull an all nighter

I think that legit would have killed me

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Any hxe you swak and nut on is another stripe.
you took that by hook or by crook. Next time pop a v pill if you want to tear it up and pull an all nighter

Good one. Next tell me how alpha you are

dgaf

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Good one. Next tell me how alpha you are

I'm sigma and thanks for the correctly written sentences.

 

[SargeMaximus]

I'm sigma and thanks for the correctly written sentences.

Oh loook an ignore button

 

[bmp2cpm]

So what’s my move now? After she said “don’t sweat it” I just said “ok” with a thumbs up.

If it was me and I liked the girl, I would text something like, "Because I was so tired the other night, I owe you the perfect hour-long full body massage followed by the perfect spoon."

If she likes you, that will get her attention!

 

[SargeMaximus]

If it was me and I liked the girl, I would text something like, "Because I was so tired the other night, I owe you the perfect hour-long full body massage followed by the perfect spoon."

If she likes you, that will get her attention!

But isn’t that putting her on a pedestal?

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

Oh loook an ignore button

what a d1ck

 

[SargeMaximus]

what a d1ck

DJ Khalid says “another one”