"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Even George Bush's daughter had no sense to get married early and have children.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who cares?​
 

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Yeah, but her sister did.
If you had 2 kids and only 1 of them followed that path, that's 50%
 

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I swear there needs to be a "whine" sub forum where these type of threads can be moved
 
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Yeah, but her sister did.
If you had 2 kids and only 1 of them followed that path, that's 50%
I know a man that has two daughters, one of them is BBC exclusive, the other isn't, ie she isn't fetishizing black people. did you know that the obsession with bbc is an ideological apparatus of the state? its a fetishist illusion. theres no telling which chick will get infected with which meme ie ideology. some girls eat their own ****. go figure. part of how the state owns us is by "freeing us through sexuality". the worst slave owners were the ones that treated their slaves with hospitality bc then they didn't know they were slaves.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I swear there needs to be a "whine" sub forum where these type of threads can be moved
You've been stalking and on my d!ck for a while now. You seem to be very concerned about what I say every step of the way it seems.
 

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You've been stalking and on my d!ck for a while now. You seem to be very concerned about what I say every step of the way it seems.
Nope, it wasn't directed specifically at you, simply at these type of threads in general.
 
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