Good_ol_boy
Senior Don Juan
The grass is always greener...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
english v american women
- Thread starter peacock
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Mr_knowit_all
Senior Don Juan
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Very true. But who cares if you get American women? Brits seem to be much more loyal and interesting. American women are great for sex, but so are those limey chicks(No offense to my English Dj's).......
mroriginal2
Don Juan
you english Djs should go to southern europe or south america, youll get more pyssy their I think.
Not Quite There
Senior Don Juan
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Not to big myself up
but my chilean housemate last year sent her mates pictures of me and apparantly they where all asking questions about me. Apparantly, if your white european, if you go to South America women will flock to you. ...
Kalel21
Don Juan
I wonder how South American women think of Black Men?????????????????? especially older Black men??????
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.