"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ended it with my long term FB, for my own good.

MaddXMan

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I've had a long term fb, for the last 3 years. Whenever I want some, she's available, or she's bugging me to get together.

Why break it off? Because I've been spinning 4 plates recently. Met up with my fb for sex last Thursday night, then blew it with one of my plates (the one I liked the most) this weekend.

It's like too much fapping. Getting too much, too regular from my fb puts me out of my focus. Makes me lazy.

So I cut my fb off. She sent me one of her "feeling horny" texts this morning, and I said "I can't see you anymore." She'll guess that I have a girlfriend or something, I don't really care what she thinks.

Feels good because I've been feeling slightly disgusted with myself for continuing to sleep with someone who has no self respect and lets me use her.

From now on it's new puzzy or nothing. I want "normal" not this sleazy stuff I've been doing for a few years.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dominance

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I know exactly what you mean, had a fb for a while and knowing I can just go there and **** her any time definately doesn't motivate me as much. If I didn't have one i'd definately be more motivated to meet new girls.

But it's kind of good when i'm focusing on other things in my life and can get it when I want it.
 

LorenzoVonM

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MaddXMan said:
Feels good because I've been feeling slightly disgusted with myself for continuing to sleep with someone who has no self respect and lets me use her.

From now on it's new puzzy or nothing. I want "normal" not this sleazy stuff I've been doing for a few years.
Thats what a FB relationship is. You come together to fulfill a biological yearning without having emotional entanglements. Don't kid yourself, she was using you too.

Haha normal. What is normal and what is not is only the result of how you've been conditioned.
 

VladPatton

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A text in the morning from a cute chick saying she's horny would motivate me throughout the day like a motherfücker! lol
 
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