"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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End Game Help

Frank Zappa

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Guys,

I have a problem with the end game. I'm a good opener, but I'm a shaky closer.

At bars and clubs, I can initiate conversation and get them interested pretty regularly. Then I play indifferent and go somewhere else and then one will make it apparent to one of my buds that she likes me.

I know at this point I should go in full throttle, but for some reason I still play the game of push in and pull back which is very ineffective in social situations where ****blockers and distractions lurk in every corner. I THINK I PSYCHE MYSELF OUT GOING IN FOR THE KILL.

My question is, what do y'all do in the end game at a bar. I mean get her number and try and go home with her are the goals... but what I'm trying to ask is, are there any tips to finishing in her bed every time?

~Zappa
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Skullcrusher

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If you want to go straight to bed with a girl, you must meet 2 out of 3 of these criteria:

1. Good looking

2. Rich or good income

3. Tall or athletic
 
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Originally posted by Skullcrusher
If you want to go straight to bed with a girl, you must meet 2 out of 3 of these criteria:

1. Good looking

2. Rich or good income

3. Tall or athletic
This is the criteria to get a hor and not a woman!!!

Fanky boy, is this a chess game question?

You ask the girl to do something with you in the upcoming future and then you get her number to seal the deal!!

Otherwise, why are you talking to them in the first place??
 

So Many Ways

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I'm not sure what you're asking.

Are you having trouble # closing in a bar?

Is your goal to collect phone numbers or is your goal a one night stand?

Your post didn't make that clear.

If your goal is to just get a number, that's easy. Just ask for her number and enter it into your cell and that's it. I find it easiest to do it at the end of the night, or right before I leave. I'll say something like "oh I'm about to leave. It was nice meeting you". [pause] "...by the way, let me get your phone number". It's that simple. If the girl is feelin you and you can tell based on her body language, she'll give it to you the vast majority of the time.

If you want to take her home same night, someone else will have to help you out with that, as I'm not good in that department.
 
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