"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Electronic Muscle Stimulants (EMS)

seloifter

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http://toneatronic.com/emsunits.htm

these are little pads you place on your muscles, and they send electric shocks to tighten and contract the muscles........ supposedly the same effects of a regular work-out....

has anyone tried these out before? do they actually work?

I'm sure it can't get the same results as a real work-out with free weights..... but, does anyone know any concrete stuff about EMS?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DX_Flyer

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nothing beats the real thing, so save your money, and besides they're pretty painful.
 

Iceberg

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I put it on my private area one time, next thing I knew, I was in colonial America.
 

Drex

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That stuff is JUNK. They dont contract your muscles NEARLY enough to get any sort of "workout"
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Krassus

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Robin Williams had an extcellent standup comedy act about this.

"Strap one of those things to your head and repeat after me: "I. WILL. NOT. BUY. STUPID. SH1T. FOR. NO. REASON." :D
 

Soshyopathe

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I've used one of those actual $20,000 electronic muscle contraction machine, and it still didn't do a damn thing. You would get more out of 50 crunches than strapping that on your abs for an hour.
 
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