"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Electronic Muscle Stimulants (EMS)

seloifter

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http://toneatronic.com/emsunits.htm

these are little pads you place on your muscles, and they send electric shocks to tighten and contract the muscles........ supposedly the same effects of a regular work-out....

has anyone tried these out before? do they actually work?

I'm sure it can't get the same results as a real work-out with free weights..... but, does anyone know any concrete stuff about EMS?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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nothing beats the real thing, so save your money, and besides they're pretty painful.
 

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I put it on my private area one time, next thing I knew, I was in colonial America.
 

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That stuff is JUNK. They dont contract your muscles NEARLY enough to get any sort of "workout"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Krassus

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Robin Williams had an extcellent standup comedy act about this.

"Strap one of those things to your head and repeat after me: "I. WILL. NOT. BUY. STUPID. SH1T. FOR. NO. REASON." :D
 

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I've used one of those actual $20,000 electronic muscle contraction machine, and it still didn't do a damn thing. You would get more out of 50 crunches than strapping that on your abs for an hour.
 
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