"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Electronic Muscle Stimulants (EMS)

seloifter

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http://toneatronic.com/emsunits.htm

these are little pads you place on your muscles, and they send electric shocks to tighten and contract the muscles........ supposedly the same effects of a regular work-out....

has anyone tried these out before? do they actually work?

I'm sure it can't get the same results as a real work-out with free weights..... but, does anyone know any concrete stuff about EMS?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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nothing beats the real thing, so save your money, and besides they're pretty painful.
 

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I put it on my private area one time, next thing I knew, I was in colonial America.
 

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That stuff is JUNK. They dont contract your muscles NEARLY enough to get any sort of "workout"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Krassus

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Robin Williams had an extcellent standup comedy act about this.

"Strap one of those things to your head and repeat after me: "I. WILL. NOT. BUY. STUPID. SH1T. FOR. NO. REASON." :D
 

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I've used one of those actual $20,000 electronic muscle contraction machine, and it still didn't do a damn thing. You would get more out of 50 crunches than strapping that on your abs for an hour.
 
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