"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Eating the ***** the first night.

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What does everyone think about eating the p/ssy the first night?

Has anyone heard the song "Dr. Knockboots"? I was just listening to it, and it goes:

"DON'T: eat the p/ssy the first night
Make her bless you, we call that sh!t gesundheit"

Great song, is there any truth to it?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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shaunuk

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Fvck knows, but I've eaten the ***** first night plenty of times before.. :D

But then again, they give bl0wjobs first shag as well
 

immrtlwun

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For me it depends how well I know her. If I just picked her up, there's not a chance in hell I'm gonna eat it. But if we've been on a few dates and its the first time sleeping together, I might consider it.
 

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i only do it if i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY like the girl
 
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Well, I do like her. And we have been on a date. I'll have to feel it first, if it's smooth and shaved I might do it.

Then should I tell her to suck it, or should she just do it automatically?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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MaddXMan

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Vlad the Impaler said:
Well, I do like her. And we have been on a date. I'll have to feel it first, if it's smooth and shaved I might do it.

Then should I tell her to suck it, or should she just do it automatically?
Don't take turns. While you are eating that ***** move her into a 69 position so you get serviced too!!
 

Bible_Belt

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I rarely do. Usually the girl is so wet by the time she gets naked that there is not much point to oral. I just get her off with my fingers. I like to get beside her while she is laying down and I'm on my knees, to get head from her while I can still reach her pvssy to finger it. I have never liked 69'ing very much, as I can live without some chick's ass sitting on my face, plus it is hard if you are tall and she is not.
 

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I've eaten every girl out I've been with and they all LOVED me for it. If you do it the right way it can be extremely stimulating for your partner. I consider it more of an opening move though.
 

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Personally I absolutely love a 69er, I go at it like an alsation licking an ice cream. I also dig the shiny faced, little brown nosed look it gives me afterwards....:up:
 

AKA FLEX

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I go down every chance I get. It's my opening move. The only exception is if it's excessively hairy or looks like the snout of a bulldog; then I stay away.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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