"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Eating the ***** the first night.

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What does everyone think about eating the p/ssy the first night?

Has anyone heard the song "Dr. Knockboots"? I was just listening to it, and it goes:

"DON'T: eat the p/ssy the first night
Make her bless you, we call that sh!t gesundheit"

Great song, is there any truth to it?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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shaunuk

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Fvck knows, but I've eaten the ***** first night plenty of times before.. :D

But then again, they give bl0wjobs first shag as well
 

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For me it depends how well I know her. If I just picked her up, there's not a chance in hell I'm gonna eat it. But if we've been on a few dates and its the first time sleeping together, I might consider it.
 

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i only do it if i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY like the girl
 
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Well, I do like her. And we have been on a date. I'll have to feel it first, if it's smooth and shaved I might do it.

Then should I tell her to suck it, or should she just do it automatically?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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MaddXMan

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Vlad the Impaler said:
Well, I do like her. And we have been on a date. I'll have to feel it first, if it's smooth and shaved I might do it.

Then should I tell her to suck it, or should she just do it automatically?
Don't take turns. While you are eating that ***** move her into a 69 position so you get serviced too!!
 

Bible_Belt

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I rarely do. Usually the girl is so wet by the time she gets naked that there is not much point to oral. I just get her off with my fingers. I like to get beside her while she is laying down and I'm on my knees, to get head from her while I can still reach her pvssy to finger it. I have never liked 69'ing very much, as I can live without some chick's ass sitting on my face, plus it is hard if you are tall and she is not.
 

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I've eaten every girl out I've been with and they all LOVED me for it. If you do it the right way it can be extremely stimulating for your partner. I consider it more of an opening move though.
 

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Personally I absolutely love a 69er, I go at it like an alsation licking an ice cream. I also dig the shiny faced, little brown nosed look it gives me afterwards....:up:
 

AKA FLEX

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I go down every chance I get. It's my opening move. The only exception is if it's excessively hairy or looks like the snout of a bulldog; then I stay away.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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