"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Eating the ***** the first night.

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What does everyone think about eating the p/ssy the first night?

Has anyone heard the song "Dr. Knockboots"? I was just listening to it, and it goes:

"DON'T: eat the p/ssy the first night
Make her bless you, we call that sh!t gesundheit"

Great song, is there any truth to it?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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shaunuk

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Fvck knows, but I've eaten the ***** first night plenty of times before.. :D

But then again, they give bl0wjobs first shag as well
 

immrtlwun

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For me it depends how well I know her. If I just picked her up, there's not a chance in hell I'm gonna eat it. But if we've been on a few dates and its the first time sleeping together, I might consider it.
 

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i only do it if i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY like the girl
 
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Well, I do like her. And we have been on a date. I'll have to feel it first, if it's smooth and shaved I might do it.

Then should I tell her to suck it, or should she just do it automatically?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MaddXMan

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Vlad the Impaler said:
Well, I do like her. And we have been on a date. I'll have to feel it first, if it's smooth and shaved I might do it.

Then should I tell her to suck it, or should she just do it automatically?
Don't take turns. While you are eating that ***** move her into a 69 position so you get serviced too!!
 

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I rarely do. Usually the girl is so wet by the time she gets naked that there is not much point to oral. I just get her off with my fingers. I like to get beside her while she is laying down and I'm on my knees, to get head from her while I can still reach her pvssy to finger it. I have never liked 69'ing very much, as I can live without some chick's ass sitting on my face, plus it is hard if you are tall and she is not.
 

Telos

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I've eaten every girl out I've been with and they all LOVED me for it. If you do it the right way it can be extremely stimulating for your partner. I consider it more of an opening move though.
 

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Personally I absolutely love a 69er, I go at it like an alsation licking an ice cream. I also dig the shiny faced, little brown nosed look it gives me afterwards....:up:
 

AKA FLEX

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I go down every chance I get. It's my opening move. The only exception is if it's excessively hairy or looks like the snout of a bulldog; then I stay away.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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