"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Eating Pu*** is Disgusting

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To all of you who do it. Great for you, I personally hate it. Never do it. Tried today just to convince myself and NOPE.
Smells is not pleasant for me, taste is not pleasant either and it’s just something that nope. Disgusting.
Luckily many of my other features and ability’s make up for it.
Thoughts ?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Find a woman that takes a bathroom break to clean herself first.
I used to work with a man that always said, She pees outta that hole dude!
He was in cunnilingus denial also.
Of course if you come across a little virgin Susie rotten crotch, then all bets are off.…
 
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To all of you who do it. Great for you, I personally hate it. Never do it. Tried today just to convince myself and NOPE.
Smells is not pleasant for me, taste is not pleasant either and it’s just something that nope. Disgusting.
Luckily many of my other features and ability’s make up for it.
Thoughts ?
I hate it too... unless shes straight from bathroom.


anyway i heard women love when men go down on them

I personally dont even like bl0wj0b. sex is more hardcore
 

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I’ve honestly only eaten out 3 chicks. All gfs. I’ve had more than 3 gfs. Why only those 3? Because their vaginas didn’t have an overbearing scent of vagina. Some girls just have a good clean vagina and others don’t.
 

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I hate it too... unless shes straight from bathroom.


anyway i heard women love when men go down on them

I personally dont even like bl0wj0b. sex is more hardcore
I used to think this way until I starting getting *******s from chicks who swallowed. That’s the best feeling ever bro.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I used to think this way until I starting getting *******s from chicks who swallowed. That’s the best feeling ever bro.
Every chick swallows my load and it’s great. But my **** always smells amazing. Always have gotten compliments from women about it.

It’s not only about smell and taste. Which a lot don’t properly take care of. But the look. If it doesn’t look like a clean smooth pink rose I’m not even considering going down. At all.
It’s either porn star *****, or don’t even ask
 

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Every chick swallows my load and it’s great. But my **** always smells amazing. Always have gotten compliments from women about it.

It’s not only about smell and taste. Which a lot don’t properly take care of. But the look. If it doesn’t look like a clean smooth pink rose I’m not even considering going down. At all.
It’s either porn star *****, or don’t even ask
getting a compliment for the way your d!ck smells might be the most hilarious thing I've ever heard...

You cant make this sh!t up...oh wait we already have...
 

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Every chick swallows my load and it’s great. But my **** always smells amazing. Always have gotten compliments from women about it.

It’s not only about smell and taste. Which a lot don’t properly take care of. But the look. If it doesn’t look like a clean smooth pink rose I’m not even considering going down. At all.
It’s either porn star *****, or don’t even ask
do you use your deodorant on your d1ck

and what I meant is that I cant come when woman is doing me a bl0wj0b or handj0b so its quite useless for me. and women dont want to swallow anyway
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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do you use your deodorant on your d1ck

and what I meant is that I cant come when woman is doing me a bl0wj0b or handj0b so its quite useless for me. and women dont want to swallow anyway
I'd say women are about 50/50 on the swallow thing...some chicks love it and others hate it.
 

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Food for thought,way down in old Mexico I once saw a donkey show where the donkey jizzed all over and in a women (about a gallon of cvm) another woman then charged the stage and ate her out.I believe that was my first red pill awakening.
 

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Just eat the ***** like a retard on bath salts...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I only eat a ***** I feel like eating, meaning if the girl gives me an overall superb feeling and looks and feels clean, I will eat her like a madman. Usually, these are girls who treat your d1ck like a king so they kinda make you wanna eat them LOL
 

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Something to also ponder, that HPV virus is the leading cause of oral cancer. Trust me on this...you do not want oral cancer.
 

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I love doing it, but will only do it with women I am in a relationship with. Wouldn't do it with a plate. I personally like it and don't mind the smell really. Now, if the chick just got back from the gym, she needs to go wash up. My lady is religious about "going to the bathroom" before we get settled down. Although, sex can be so spontaneous sometimes, its hard to predict.
 

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I love eating *****....I'll do it for 30 minutes if that's what it takes
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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