Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Eating Healthy is Hard

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For the past 3 weeks I have been making a more committed attempt to eating healthier. Cereal, sandwiches, bagels, good meat and not the fried ****. You have no idea how bad I want to get a good ole' burger and fries with coke. Here I am with a sandwich I can barely down drinking lemonade. I do love lemonade though :rock:

I am already a fit dude. I am not overweight. If anything I can gain 10 or so pounds to get a little bigger. I am not enjoying food as much as I used to compared to when I was eating pizza rolls and fried chicken. Is this something I need to adapt to in order to de-program years of eating like a fatass?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You'll get used to it, and you'll feel better all over. My new years resolution was no more fried food. Now whenever I see a piece of fried chicken I find the greasy, artery-clogging skin disgusting. Good luck! :rockon:
 
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The easiest way to start is to cut one item from your diet at a time.

For myself I started with:

1. Soda
2. Candy
3. Cake
4. You get the idea

That way I still have some freedom in what I eat, such as eating at Chipotle.
 
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No it isn't. Quit your whining.

If your food tastes bad put some money in spices and pick up some recipe books.
 

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I don't think so. I buy Quinoa and Scottish oats by the pound. It's dirt cheap, super healthy, and takes two minutes to cook. It's plain, but it doesn't taste bad at least. Throw in meals with meat, veggies, and fruit and you're on a great rotation.

Lemonade is terrible for you btw. All that sugar is worse than a bit of extra fat.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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prairiedog24 said:
Lemonade is terrible for you btw. All that sugar is worse than a bit of extra fat.
Really? Figured freshly squeezed wouldn't have all that sugar in it.

Alle_Gory said:
No it isn't. Quit your whining.
You're right. But with my diet the past few years it sure isn't easy.
 

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Upside said:
Really? Figured freshly squeezed wouldn't have all that sugar in it.
Lemonade:

water
sugar
lemons

You're right. But with my diet the past few years it sure isn't easy.
Keep at it. You'll get used to it. Make the change slow so you can avoid slipping back into that.
 

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In the begining I agree it is not easy, but after you formed the healthy habit you will notice you will feel much better, lighter and more energetic. Youll wonder why you ever ate junk food in the first place.

My tip is learn how to cook well. I cook amazing good healthy foods, you can take advice from women.. thats how I learned to cook.
 

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Espi said:
I strongly suggest that you research what other people with lean, muscular physiques are eating...you're going to be hard pressed to find many such people who eat cereal and bagels...
im 175, and ripped (been doing max-ot or p90x for over a year/rotation between the two).... and i eat grapenuts and kashi... although im not sure if they qualify as cereal or crunchy cardboard :)

i barely get any enjoyment out of eating anymore... even spices and recipes dont do anything for me, so i just stick with the basics (normally elected to eat whatever is easy to make)... i do make my own sickenin healthy ketchup though and put it on EVERYTHING! that helps some... but im even tired of ketchup...

i also give myself a cheat meal here and there but make sure i keep it in proportion...
 
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