"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Easy lines to get a laugh out of a girl

Boxer

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I hoping you guys don't mind sharing some of your standard lines with women that gets a laugh out of them the first time they hear it.

Here is one of mine.

*Girl is singing*

Me:Hey who sings that song?
Her: Oh umm <artist name>
me: Lets keep it that way *wink and laugh*
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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The Experience

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You don't even need a line, just laugh.
 

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Espi said:
Such is the male-female relationship...we have to be bozo the clown; she just has to sit there and smoke her Marlboro Lights.
Actually we have to forfeit our favourite food in the world for some ****ing lettuce.
 

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CuriousGirl said:
Actually we have to forfeit our favourite food in the world for some ****ing lettuce.
...that you're not paying for anyway. Usually.
 

CuriousGirl

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sageproduct said:
...that you're not paying for anyway. Usually.
Ahahaha. Jeez it's only iceberg lettuce, not the posh baby gem lettuce ****!

Jokes aside, I think the whole guys paying for girls thing is pretty redundant nowadays. Bloody feminists! :p
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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