“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Easy lines to get a laugh out of a girl

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I hoping you guys don't mind sharing some of your standard lines with women that gets a laugh out of them the first time they hear it.

Here is one of mine.

*Girl is singing*

Me:Hey who sings that song?
Her: Oh umm <artist name>
me: Lets keep it that way *wink and laugh*
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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You don't even need a line, just laugh.
 

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Espi said:
Such is the male-female relationship...we have to be bozo the clown; she just has to sit there and smoke her Marlboro Lights.
Actually we have to forfeit our favourite food in the world for some ****ing lettuce.
 

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CuriousGirl said:
Actually we have to forfeit our favourite food in the world for some ****ing lettuce.
...that you're not paying for anyway. Usually.
 

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sageproduct said:
...that you're not paying for anyway. Usually.
Ahahaha. Jeez it's only iceberg lettuce, not the posh baby gem lettuce ****!

Jokes aside, I think the whole guys paying for girls thing is pretty redundant nowadays. Bloody feminists! :p
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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