Easy lines to get a laugh out of a girl

[Boxer]

I hoping you guys don't mind sharing some of your standard lines with women that gets a laugh out of them the first time they hear it.

Here is one of mine.

*Girl is singing*

Me:Hey who sings that song?
Her: Oh umm <artist name>
me: Lets keep it that way *wink and laugh*

 

[The Experience]

You don't even need a line, just laugh.

 

[CuriousGirl]

Such is the male-female relationship...we have to be bozo the clown; she just has to sit there and smoke her Marlboro Lights.

Actually we have to forfeit our favourite food in the world for some ****ing lettuce.

 

[sageproduct]

Actually we have to forfeit our favourite food in the world for some ****ing lettuce.

...that you're not paying for anyway. Usually.

 

[CuriousGirl]

...that you're not paying for anyway. Usually.

Ahahaha. Jeez it's only iceberg lettuce, not the posh baby gem lettuce ****!

Jokes aside, I think the whole guys paying for girls thing is pretty redundant nowadays. Bloody feminists!

 

[Boxer]

...that you're not paying for anyway. Usually.

That qualifies as funny

 

[sageproduct]

That qualifies as funny

Ah, that must be a neg.