"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Easy lines to get a laugh out of a girl

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I hoping you guys don't mind sharing some of your standard lines with women that gets a laugh out of them the first time they hear it.

Here is one of mine.

*Girl is singing*

Me:Hey who sings that song?
Her: Oh umm <artist name>
me: Lets keep it that way *wink and laugh*
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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The Experience

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You don't even need a line, just laugh.
 

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Espi said:
Such is the male-female relationship...we have to be bozo the clown; she just has to sit there and smoke her Marlboro Lights.
Actually we have to forfeit our favourite food in the world for some ****ing lettuce.
 

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CuriousGirl said:
Actually we have to forfeit our favourite food in the world for some ****ing lettuce.
...that you're not paying for anyway. Usually.
 

CuriousGirl

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sageproduct said:
...that you're not paying for anyway. Usually.
Ahahaha. Jeez it's only iceberg lettuce, not the posh baby gem lettuce ****!

Jokes aside, I think the whole guys paying for girls thing is pretty redundant nowadays. Bloody feminists! :p
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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