"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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No, I am not talking about rap music.

Has anyone lived on either one and moved to the other and vice versa?

I am from NJ and was wondering if life would be better in Southern California.

Although I have never been there, California is probably the nicest state in the Union.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I live in jersey to and plan to go to cali/florida for college, so I would like to know as well from somene who knows about this.

Also, how's the diversity there? I like seeing all types of women, white, LATINA, black, latina, asian, latina, etc.
 
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you're from New Jersey and you're wondering if life would be better in california?

anywhere is better than jersey. and why not go somewhere with beautiful women, wonderful beaches and a whole lot of gay men?
 
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Porky said:
you're from New Jersey and you're wondering if life would be better in california?

anywhere is better than jersey. and why not go somewhere with beautiful women, wonderful beaches and a whole lot of gay men?
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What do people have against Jersey?

I can think of far worse places to live in the US than Jersey....like places in the Mid West and Deep South.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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mahon83050 said:
What do people have against Jersey?

I can think of far worse places to live in the US than Jersey....like places in the Mid West and Deep South.
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Jersey is the butt of a lot of jokes on tv (late night shows like conan and letterman). I don't know why but people love making fun of Jersey.
 
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Midwest>Jersey.
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I hear Chicago is nice, but whatelse is so great about the Midwest?..Don't tell me St.Louis....you don't have the ocean nor do you have the ethnic diversity of the Northeast.

Don't knock Jersey...we have our faults...we have alot of good things...including the TOP RANKED school in the whole country...Princeton University!!
 
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mahon83050 said:
I hear Chicago is nice, but whatelse is so great about the Midwest?..Don't tell me St.Louis....you don't have the ocean nor do you have the ethnic diversity of the Northeast.

Don't knock Jersey...we have our faults...we have alot of good things...including the TOP RANKED school in the whole country...Princeton University!!
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We don't have the ethnic diversity? Oh puhleaze. Blacks, Hispanics, Asian, European. We got them all in my CITY. Not in the vast numbers as places like NYC, but we've got it. Believe me.


Never been to Jersey, so I won't claim the midwest is better, but still. We've got diversity my friend.
 
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why do people say "dirty jersey!!!!"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I orginally from Ventura, CA and moved to Connecticut. They both have their ups and downs
 
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Hey Mahon, it's seem that it has been awhile that you've been contemplating in moving out of weird NJ. I was thinking about moving to SoCal but bad (then good) things happened and are happening that are slowing my process of relocating to sunny California. Both of my siblings moved to the West Coast and they are loving it! Except of course, they missed our family functions here in Piscataway. Well, everyday I am getting more convinced to also move westbound especially when clownbltch governor increased our state tax.

Just go, man!
mahon83050 said:
No, I am not talking about rap music.

Has anyone lived on either one and moved to the other and vice versa?

I am from NJ and was wondering if life would be better in Southern California.

Although I have never been there, California is probably the nicest state in the Union.
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