There is no easiest, but to those who have never gone, I highly suggest checking out some music festivals. Yea, hippie ones. Take a bunch of drugs, get all spun, have a ridiculous time, and a hippie girl might just find you and drag you (willingly, of course) back to her tent. Plus the music kicks ass, and hippie chicks are way hotter than metal and emo girls.
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You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
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That is why you aim to pull on the first day/night. After a while, you all smell much the same anyway, so it don't matter.
There is also the added advantage that the camp sites tend to be a bit less rammed - So you don't have quite so much of an appreciative audience for your efforts. Getting hold of a stage/photo/artist pass or two can work wonders and can be surprisingly easy for the smaller/less commercial events.
Oh and don't choose someone with a load of bongos in their tent - For your neighbours sake as much as anything. Trying to get some sleep beside a couple shagging is bad enough without the random "pok" sounds!
Final tip - IME, dance-oriented festivals are a whole lot better for sex than hippy ones. Which can be surprisingly straight-laced & moralistic.
There is also the added advantage that the camp sites tend to be a bit less rammed - So you don't have quite so much of an appreciative audience for your efforts. Getting hold of a stage/photo/artist pass or two can work wonders and can be surprisingly easy for the smaller/less commercial events.
Oh and don't choose someone with a load of bongos in their tent - For your neighbours sake as much as anything. Trying to get some sleep beside a couple shagging is bad enough without the random "pok" sounds!
Final tip - IME, dance-oriented festivals are a whole lot better for sex than hippy ones. Which can be surprisingly straight-laced & moralistic.
What? You prefer fat goth chicks and girls that cut themselves? Metal kicks ass, but its a male-dominated music genre. Emo is ****ing gay, but the girls are hot. The hippie scene is a little different than people tend to think. You don't have to be a hippie to enjoy the scene, which is kind of what I've been doing the last year or two, because I ain't no hippie but I love the music and jamming with a bunch of random musicians at these places.horaholic said:
And btw, the girls don't stink. Maybe in the 60's and 70's showering was frowned upon, but all the hippie girls I've nailed didn't smell bad. Sure, on Day 3 or 4 you're all bound to smell a little, but if you can't roll with the punches of natural stank, how can you expect to enjoy any raunchy sex? Banging isn't supposed to be clean, its a dirty act.
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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
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Festivals are great for this with teenage girls. For the majority, it's their first time away from home and their parents, so it becomes less of a reality for them, and they let loose a bit more
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Easiest place to get laid? Seriously? Give yourself some respect, man. You're not a needy walking dildo, you're a man. Ask for places where you can have the most fun, considering your hobbies, traits and preferences.
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