There is no easiest, but to those who have never gone, I highly suggest checking out some music festivals. Yea, hippie ones. Take a bunch of drugs, get all spun, have a ridiculous time, and a hippie girl might just find you and drag you (willingly, of course) back to her tent. Plus the music kicks ass, and hippie chicks are way hotter than metal and emo girls.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Easiest place to get laid
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
That is why you aim to pull on the first day/night. After a while, you all smell much the same anyway, so it don't matter.
There is also the added advantage that the camp sites tend to be a bit less rammed - So you don't have quite so much of an appreciative audience for your efforts. Getting hold of a stage/photo/artist pass or two can work wonders and can be surprisingly easy for the smaller/less commercial events.
Oh and don't choose someone with a load of bongos in their tent - For your neighbours sake as much as anything. Trying to get some sleep beside a couple shagging is bad enough without the random "pok" sounds!
Final tip - IME, dance-oriented festivals are a whole lot better for sex than hippy ones. Which can be surprisingly straight-laced & moralistic.
There is also the added advantage that the camp sites tend to be a bit less rammed - So you don't have quite so much of an appreciative audience for your efforts. Getting hold of a stage/photo/artist pass or two can work wonders and can be surprisingly easy for the smaller/less commercial events.
Oh and don't choose someone with a load of bongos in their tent - For your neighbours sake as much as anything. Trying to get some sleep beside a couple shagging is bad enough without the random "pok" sounds!
Final tip - IME, dance-oriented festivals are a whole lot better for sex than hippy ones. Which can be surprisingly straight-laced & moralistic.
What? You prefer fat goth chicks and girls that cut themselves? Metal kicks ass, but its a male-dominated music genre. Emo is ****ing gay, but the girls are hot. The hippie scene is a little different than people tend to think. You don't have to be a hippie to enjoy the scene, which is kind of what I've been doing the last year or two, because I ain't no hippie but I love the music and jamming with a bunch of random musicians at these places.horaholic said:
And btw, the girls don't stink. Maybe in the 60's and 70's showering was frowned upon, but all the hippie girls I've nailed didn't smell bad. Sure, on Day 3 or 4 you're all bound to smell a little, but if you can't roll with the punches of natural stank, how can you expect to enjoy any raunchy sex? Banging isn't supposed to be clean, its a dirty act.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Festivals are great for this with teenage girls. For the majority, it's their first time away from home and their parents, so it becomes less of a reality for them, and they let loose a bit more
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Easiest place to get laid? Seriously? Give yourself some respect, man. You're not a needy walking dildo, you're a man. Ask for places where you can have the most fun, considering your hobbies, traits and preferences.
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