"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dwight Howard's Baby Mama

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I'm probably going to get tons of mixed reactions to this girl, but I think she is nearly perfect in the looks category.

For those who don't know him, Dwight Howard plays in the NBA, currently for the Orlando Magic. Been in the press a lot recently for some negative things involving wanting to be traded and signing contracts, and all that stuff. But.. wow... I think this girl is insanely hot.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/dwight-howards-baby-mama-is-the-winner/
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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sexy as phuck but what an attention wh0re
 

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If you make a million dollars a year you better have a dime piece on your arm.
 

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There is something unnatural about her looks and not in a good way, she looks very trashy, fake and made up of plastic.

Lots of money was spend on her to make her look like that.

But that's just my opinion.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DJDamage said:
There is something unnatural about her looks and not in a good way, she looks very trashy, fake and made up of plastic.

Lots of money was spend on her to make her look like that.

But that's just my opinion.
I thought the same thing when I saw her. Still top shelf
 

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she's hot... the body is perfect... but there's just something about her face that I don't like... it looks unnatural to me...
 

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I can see what you guys are saying about her face. And it's worse in some pics, for sure.

But still. Especially considering this is after having a kid. I don't see this chick getting fat anytime soon. Body is perfect.
 

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PDubb75 said:
Body is perfect.
Again that is the part where you and I differ.

I don't find a woman who looks like she did the p90x workout in order to get rock solid abs as attractive as a woman who's got more of a soft natural features. Any Cougar can get a solid rock hard abs if she apply herself but to compare it to the natural body of a young 18-22 year old is like comparing apples and oranges.

http://www.celebritystomach.com/201...ini-action-for-you-all/kate-upton-bikini-3-2/

But I am splitting hairs here, so in the end I would still nail her and be very happy about it :D I just don't think she is close to being perfect.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Now ^THAT girl... has a messed up face.

And damnit, DJDamage... You had to throw Kate Upton out there. Ok fine... I'll take Kate Upton over Dwight's chick.
 
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