"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Dwight Howard's Baby Mama

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I'm probably going to get tons of mixed reactions to this girl, but I think she is nearly perfect in the looks category.

For those who don't know him, Dwight Howard plays in the NBA, currently for the Orlando Magic. Been in the press a lot recently for some negative things involving wanting to be traded and signing contracts, and all that stuff. But.. wow... I think this girl is insanely hot.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/dwight-howards-baby-mama-is-the-winner/
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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sexy as phuck but what an attention wh0re
 

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If you make a million dollars a year you better have a dime piece on your arm.
 

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There is something unnatural about her looks and not in a good way, she looks very trashy, fake and made up of plastic.

Lots of money was spend on her to make her look like that.

But that's just my opinion.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DJDamage said:
There is something unnatural about her looks and not in a good way, she looks very trashy, fake and made up of plastic.

Lots of money was spend on her to make her look like that.

But that's just my opinion.
I thought the same thing when I saw her. Still top shelf
 

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she's hot... the body is perfect... but there's just something about her face that I don't like... it looks unnatural to me...
 

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I can see what you guys are saying about her face. And it's worse in some pics, for sure.

But still. Especially considering this is after having a kid. I don't see this chick getting fat anytime soon. Body is perfect.
 

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PDubb75 said:
Body is perfect.
Again that is the part where you and I differ.

I don't find a woman who looks like she did the p90x workout in order to get rock solid abs as attractive as a woman who's got more of a soft natural features. Any Cougar can get a solid rock hard abs if she apply herself but to compare it to the natural body of a young 18-22 year old is like comparing apples and oranges.

http://www.celebritystomach.com/201...ini-action-for-you-all/kate-upton-bikini-3-2/

But I am splitting hairs here, so in the end I would still nail her and be very happy about it :D I just don't think she is close to being perfect.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Now ^THAT girl... has a messed up face.

And damnit, DJDamage... You had to throw Kate Upton out there. Ok fine... I'll take Kate Upton over Dwight's chick.
 
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