"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dwight Howard's Baby Mama

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I'm probably going to get tons of mixed reactions to this girl, but I think she is nearly perfect in the looks category.

For those who don't know him, Dwight Howard plays in the NBA, currently for the Orlando Magic. Been in the press a lot recently for some negative things involving wanting to be traded and signing contracts, and all that stuff. But.. wow... I think this girl is insanely hot.

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/dwight-howards-baby-mama-is-the-winner/
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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sexy as phuck but what an attention wh0re
 
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If you make a million dollars a year you better have a dime piece on your arm.
 
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There is something unnatural about her looks and not in a good way, she looks very trashy, fake and made up of plastic.

Lots of money was spend on her to make her look like that.

But that's just my opinion.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DJDamage said:
There is something unnatural about her looks and not in a good way, she looks very trashy, fake and made up of plastic.

Lots of money was spend on her to make her look like that.

But that's just my opinion.
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I thought the same thing when I saw her. Still top shelf
 
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she's hot... the body is perfect... but there's just something about her face that I don't like... it looks unnatural to me...
 
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I can see what you guys are saying about her face. And it's worse in some pics, for sure.

But still. Especially considering this is after having a kid. I don't see this chick getting fat anytime soon. Body is perfect.
 
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PDubb75 said:
Body is perfect.
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Again that is the part where you and I differ.

I don't find a woman who looks like she did the p90x workout in order to get rock solid abs as attractive as a woman who's got more of a soft natural features. Any Cougar can get a solid rock hard abs if she apply herself but to compare it to the natural body of a young 18-22 year old is like comparing apples and oranges.

http://www.celebritystomach.com/201...ini-action-for-you-all/kate-upton-bikini-3-2/

But I am splitting hairs here, so in the end I would still nail her and be very happy about it :D I just don't think she is close to being perfect.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Now ^THAT girl... has a messed up face.

And damnit, DJDamage... You had to throw Kate Upton out there. Ok fine... I'll take Kate Upton over Dwight's chick.
 
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