Dumbest pickup lines ever!

[HandyAndy]

Post em here!

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[Leporello]

You must be tired.
Why?
Because it looks like you have anemia.

Was your father a thief? Because someone resembling you just stole my wallet.

Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you got that ugly scar.

 

[Play the Game]

You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got FINE written all over you.

 

[HandyAndy]

^ lmao

 

[cobrajoe]

You must be tired.
Why?
Because it looks like you have anemia.

Was your father a thief? Because someone resembling you just stole my wallet.

Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you got that ugly scar.

Those are great!

Strange thing, they might work. I mean, I'd try them anyways

 

[habdragon08]

i might not be fred flinstone, but i can make your bedrock!

you know what looks good on you? me

 

[Nexus Polaris]

I couldn't help but notice you weren't looking at me, and I just wanted to ask you what your problem was.

I'll make sweet love to you all night long unless you buy me a drink.

What's a tramp like you doing in a classy place like this?

You must have a mirror in your pants. Because your ass looks a lot like my face.

 

[Play the Game]

What's a tramp like you doing in a classy place like this?

I might actually use that one!

 

[rsaini]

the only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name...
whats a girl like you doing with a face like that?
THAT SHIRT! <wait for response> looks absolutely great with your style!

 

[DJ1234]

another variation of the "did it hurt?"
....
Did it hurt?
her: did what hurt?
When you fell out of heaven?

LMAO that has to be the most dumbest pickup line that everyone knows...

 

[Mental]

Post em here!

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

You know, if I could take the letters in the alphabet and rearrange them, I would put U and I together.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I could make your bed rock!

I must be a pokemon trainer, baby, cause I need another Pikachu!

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

 

[Charm&Style]

girl did you fart

cuz baby you blow me away

 

[young_gun]

Is your daddy a rocket scientist? Because baby you're da BOMB!!!

If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

 

[greenlake]

Hahahah you guys crack me UP!!! This is like the best thread i have seen in a while. And you know what? i'm gonna try it too. but let me show you the one i found.

"Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone nmuber, can i borrow yours?"

"You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."

"Do you have a license? because you're driving me crazy"

"I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."

"Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Can I take a picture? I want Santa to know exactly what i want for Christmas."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

and last of all,

"How much does a polar weight? Enough to break the ice."

Good day to you all.

 

[HandyAndy]

Your parents must be retarded because you are special.

 

[Bonhomme]

"I heard there are 365 bones in a person's body. Would you like one more?"

"Here. Sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up."

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

you look familiar, have i seen you before? oh yeah i saw your picture in the dictionary right next to KABLAM!

Will Smith!!

 

[The Inside Man]

Dongfu's thread about flipping through a Mystery seduction book and asking questions about it.

 

[JulioJose]

Hahahah you guys crack me UP!!! This is like the best thread i have seen in a while. And you know what? i'm gonna try it too. but let me show you the one i found.

"Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone nmuber, can i borrow yours?"

"You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."

"Do you have a license? because you're driving me crazy"

"I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."

"Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Can I take a picture? I want Santa to know exactly what i want for Christmas."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

and last of all,

"How much does a polar weight? Enough to break the ice."

Good day to you all.

i saw the video on some of that lines. funny how she didnt got any number. good times!

 

[War Against Betaism]

"You dropped something....My jaw."

"I want all the triads and ugly women on this side, and I want all the fine women on this side." I love this line, every time I see Rush Hour 2 I always laugh.