"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dumbest pickup lines ever!

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HandyAndy

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Post em here!

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Leporello

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You must be tired.
Why?
Because it looks like you have anemia.

Was your father a thief? Because someone resembling you just stole my wallet.

Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you got that ugly scar.
 
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cobrajoe

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Leporello said:
You must be tired.
Why?
Because it looks like you have anemia.

Was your father a thief? Because someone resembling you just stole my wallet.

Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you got that ugly scar.
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Those are great!

Strange thing, they might work. I mean, I'd try them anyways :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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habdragon08

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i might not be fred flinstone, but i can make your bedrock!

you know what looks good on you? me
 
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Nexus Polaris

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I couldn't help but notice you weren't looking at me, and I just wanted to ask you what your problem was.

I'll make sweet love to you all night long unless you buy me a drink.

What's a tramp like you doing in a classy place like this?

You must have a mirror in your pants. Because your ass looks a lot like my face.
 
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the only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name...
whats a girl like you doing with a face like that?
THAT SHIRT! <wait for response> looks absolutely great with your style!:up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mental

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HandyAndy said:
Post em here!

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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You know, if I could take the letters in the alphabet and rearrange them, I would put U and I together.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I could make your bed rock!

I must be a pokemon trainer, baby, cause I need another Pikachu!

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
 
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young_gun

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Is your daddy a rocket scientist? Because baby you're da BOMB!!!

If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
 
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Hahahah you guys crack me UP!!! This is like the best thread i have seen in a while. And you know what? i'm gonna try it too. but let me show you the one i found.

"Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone nmuber, can i borrow yours?"

"You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."

"Do you have a license? because you're driving me crazy"

"I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."

"Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Can I take a picture? I want Santa to know exactly what i want for Christmas."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

and last of all,

"How much does a polar weight? Enough to break the ice."

Good day to you all.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bonhomme

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"I heard there are 365 bones in a person's body. Would you like one more?"

"Here. Sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up."
 
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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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superchill89 said:
you look familiar, have i seen you before? oh yeah i saw your picture in the dictionary right next to KABLAM!
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Will Smith!! :D
 
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The Inside Man

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Dongfu's thread about flipping through a Mystery seduction book and asking questions about it.
 
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greenlake said:
Hahahah you guys crack me UP!!! This is like the best thread i have seen in a while. And you know what? i'm gonna try it too. but let me show you the one i found.

"Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone nmuber, can i borrow yours?"

"You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."

"Do you have a license? because you're driving me crazy"

"I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."

"Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Can I take a picture? I want Santa to know exactly what i want for Christmas."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

and last of all,

"How much does a polar weight? Enough to break the ice."

Good day to you all.
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i saw the video on some of that lines. funny how she didnt got any number. good times! :up:
 
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War Against Betaism

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"You dropped something....My jaw."

"I want all the triads and ugly women on this side, and I want all the fine women on this side." I love this line, every time I see Rush Hour 2 I always laugh.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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