"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Dr. Beard rememberance thread
- Thread starter SamePendo
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
The greatest DJ of all time! Dr. BeardSamePendo said:
Pook had nothing on him and his tiger games!
comic_relief
spesmilitis
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Man, I really wish he wasn't banned. Anyone know where he posts now?
jbbrain
Master Don Juan
holy shiiite that was some 'Supreme Boredom'
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
No.SamePendo said:
penkitten
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LeComteDeMonteCristo
Don Juan
Doc Beard taught me everything I know.
The "George McFly Backshot Technique" never fails.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541
:cheer:
The "George McFly Backshot Technique" never fails.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541
:cheer:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
hahaha
dr. bread will never die around here.
Can anyone post up that picture of him? I wanna get a laugh at it for oldtimes sake :crackup:
dr. bread will never die around here.
Can anyone post up that picture of him? I wanna get a laugh at it for oldtimes sake :crackup:
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
I think he has the funniest myspace page i've ever seen. http://www.myspace.com/drbeard
What really cracked me up were his top 20 friends are all super models and his rapping was hilarious.
What really cracked me up were his top 20 friends are all super models and his rapping was hilarious.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
BEcome a action hero and get the chicks!!! By Dr. Beard
Yo skonners, da doc is back with anotha excitin tip. Just remember this tip aint for ponces and gutless AFCs who just wanna whine and sit on there asses! This is serious shiat!
If u have watched any action movie there are 2 things that happens in all of em. There is a disaster and the hero always gets the hot chick at the end! It is cos women like real men who shoot people and dive through explosions to save her ass.
Now u aint gonna be rescuin any chicks from explosions cos u will get burnt in real life + u could mess up yo face. Thats why action heros have stunt men to do that stuff. I would do my own stunts if I was in a film cos I can but for you amaturs dont try it!
What u do then is get a mate who has a motorbike and tell him to him to come + drive round a hot chick + swear at her and shiat. Tell him to do some skidders so the dirt goes on her dress. She'll think he's a gluesniffer or gypo and get really scared.
Now you gotta walk up all casual like u are just passing by and when your mate sees you he must try to run the chick over on his bike. I know all u ponces are probably thinking "Dr beard yo crazy pyscho why u want to kill the chick you like?" but this is the twist. Just as he is approaching you run up + push her out of the way. You can do a dive to make it look cooler!
Then your mate will ride off and hide so no one calls the cops on his ass. And the chick will thank u for saving her life and fall in love with you. The important thing to do is be cool and act like it was nothing. Ask if she is ok + offer to give her a massage!
This is top stuff but only for the guys who have balls! If u r too scared to do this then go and grow some balls and get back to me! This is field tested by me and I have a hot chick who says she loves me + wants to get married!
Peace!
Yo skonners, da doc is back with anotha excitin tip. Just remember this tip aint for ponces and gutless AFCs who just wanna whine and sit on there asses! This is serious shiat!
If u have watched any action movie there are 2 things that happens in all of em. There is a disaster and the hero always gets the hot chick at the end! It is cos women like real men who shoot people and dive through explosions to save her ass.
Now u aint gonna be rescuin any chicks from explosions cos u will get burnt in real life + u could mess up yo face. Thats why action heros have stunt men to do that stuff. I would do my own stunts if I was in a film cos I can but for you amaturs dont try it!
What u do then is get a mate who has a motorbike and tell him to him to come + drive round a hot chick + swear at her and shiat. Tell him to do some skidders so the dirt goes on her dress. She'll think he's a gluesniffer or gypo and get really scared.
Now you gotta walk up all casual like u are just passing by and when your mate sees you he must try to run the chick over on his bike. I know all u ponces are probably thinking "Dr beard yo crazy pyscho why u want to kill the chick you like?" but this is the twist. Just as he is approaching you run up + push her out of the way. You can do a dive to make it look cooler!
Then your mate will ride off and hide so no one calls the cops on his ass. And the chick will thank u for saving her life and fall in love with you. The important thing to do is be cool and act like it was nothing. Ask if she is ok + offer to give her a massage!
This is top stuff but only for the guys who have balls! If u r too scared to do this then go and grow some balls and get back to me! This is field tested by me and I have a hot chick who says she loves me + wants to get married!
Peace!
Desdinova
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OTB
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This is his default message on Facebook... :crackup:
Robert Beard said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
CarlitosWay
Master Don Juan
Facebook Status: Robert Beard wants sex tonight. Any offers?
Big lolz
Big lolz
Find out for yourself, look for threads made by him, any posts for that matter. And while you're at that, check out Bjerte's.CaptainJ said:
The tiger game and the george mcfly backshot were great. I also remember something about some funeral . . so funny!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.