Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Dr. Beard rememberance thread
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
The greatest DJ of all time! Dr. BeardSamePendo said:
Pook had nothing on him and his tiger games!
comic_relief
spesmilitis
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Man, I really wish he wasn't banned. Anyone know where he posts now?
jbbrain
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holy shiiite that was some 'Supreme Boredom'
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
No.SamePendo said:
penkitten
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LeComteDeMonteCristo
Don Juan
Doc Beard taught me everything I know.
The "George McFly Backshot Technique" never fails.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541
:cheer:
The "George McFly Backshot Technique" never fails.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541
:cheer:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
hahaha
dr. bread will never die around here.
Can anyone post up that picture of him? I wanna get a laugh at it for oldtimes sake :crackup:
dr. bread will never die around here.
Can anyone post up that picture of him? I wanna get a laugh at it for oldtimes sake :crackup:
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
I think he has the funniest myspace page i've ever seen. http://www.myspace.com/drbeard
What really cracked me up were his top 20 friends are all super models and his rapping was hilarious.
What really cracked me up were his top 20 friends are all super models and his rapping was hilarious.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
BEcome a action hero and get the chicks!!! By Dr. Beard
Yo skonners, da doc is back with anotha excitin tip. Just remember this tip aint for ponces and gutless AFCs who just wanna whine and sit on there asses! This is serious shiat!
If u have watched any action movie there are 2 things that happens in all of em. There is a disaster and the hero always gets the hot chick at the end! It is cos women like real men who shoot people and dive through explosions to save her ass.
Now u aint gonna be rescuin any chicks from explosions cos u will get burnt in real life + u could mess up yo face. Thats why action heros have stunt men to do that stuff. I would do my own stunts if I was in a film cos I can but for you amaturs dont try it!
What u do then is get a mate who has a motorbike and tell him to him to come + drive round a hot chick + swear at her and shiat. Tell him to do some skidders so the dirt goes on her dress. She'll think he's a gluesniffer or gypo and get really scared.
Now you gotta walk up all casual like u are just passing by and when your mate sees you he must try to run the chick over on his bike. I know all u ponces are probably thinking "Dr beard yo crazy pyscho why u want to kill the chick you like?" but this is the twist. Just as he is approaching you run up + push her out of the way. You can do a dive to make it look cooler!
Then your mate will ride off and hide so no one calls the cops on his ass. And the chick will thank u for saving her life and fall in love with you. The important thing to do is be cool and act like it was nothing. Ask if she is ok + offer to give her a massage!
This is top stuff but only for the guys who have balls! If u r too scared to do this then go and grow some balls and get back to me! This is field tested by me and I have a hot chick who says she loves me + wants to get married!
Peace!
Yo skonners, da doc is back with anotha excitin tip. Just remember this tip aint for ponces and gutless AFCs who just wanna whine and sit on there asses! This is serious shiat!
If u have watched any action movie there are 2 things that happens in all of em. There is a disaster and the hero always gets the hot chick at the end! It is cos women like real men who shoot people and dive through explosions to save her ass.
Now u aint gonna be rescuin any chicks from explosions cos u will get burnt in real life + u could mess up yo face. Thats why action heros have stunt men to do that stuff. I would do my own stunts if I was in a film cos I can but for you amaturs dont try it!
What u do then is get a mate who has a motorbike and tell him to him to come + drive round a hot chick + swear at her and shiat. Tell him to do some skidders so the dirt goes on her dress. She'll think he's a gluesniffer or gypo and get really scared.
Now you gotta walk up all casual like u are just passing by and when your mate sees you he must try to run the chick over on his bike. I know all u ponces are probably thinking "Dr beard yo crazy pyscho why u want to kill the chick you like?" but this is the twist. Just as he is approaching you run up + push her out of the way. You can do a dive to make it look cooler!
Then your mate will ride off and hide so no one calls the cops on his ass. And the chick will thank u for saving her life and fall in love with you. The important thing to do is be cool and act like it was nothing. Ask if she is ok + offer to give her a massage!
This is top stuff but only for the guys who have balls! If u r too scared to do this then go and grow some balls and get back to me! This is field tested by me and I have a hot chick who says she loves me + wants to get married!
Peace!
Desdinova
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OTB
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This is his default message on Facebook... :crackup:
Robert Beard said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
CarlitosWay
Master Don Juan
Facebook Status: Robert Beard wants sex tonight. Any offers?
Big lolz
Big lolz
Find out for yourself, look for threads made by him, any posts for that matter. And while you're at that, check out Bjerte's.CaptainJ said:
The tiger game and the george mcfly backshot were great. I also remember something about some funeral . . so funny!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.