“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Downloading Flix Gets me Laid!

Don Ronny

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Damn this is so pimp!

First I find out what movies she is interested in seeing, then I go download them and invite her over to watch it a few days later. She is usually pretty impressed that I managed to finess a copy before it hit DVD :)

I up the ante by telling her that I REALLY want to see this flick so I would appreciate it if she could keep her hands to herself till after the credits roll. :p

I got this nice flat screen monitor in my room and one of those futon thingies. We rarely ever get through the movie! ;)

Life is good.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ManOMan

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Are you talking about downloading first run pirate movies?

Because that could also get you laid in jail.

LOL, I tried downloading a movie, but on 56k that could take days
 

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i save that pirated movies stuff for myself since it's so low quality. if it's a dvd-rip/divx it's all good. but anything else.. don't torture your woman like that.
 

Dust 2 Dust

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AFC. Dont waste your time downloading movies. Just call her and tell her you want to fukk. A DJ needs to show that hes sexual or else youll be in the friends zone.
 

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Originally posted by Dust 2 Dust
AFC. Dont waste your time downloading movies. Just call her and tell her you want to fukk. A DJ needs to show that hes sexual or else youll be in the friends zone.
LoL, if it is that easy, we wouldn't be on this website.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
I up the ante by telling her that I REALLY want to see this flick so I would appreciate it if she could keep her hands to herself till after the credits roll. :p

I got this nice flat screen monitor in my room and one of those futon thingies. We rarely ever get through the movie! ;)

Life is good.
Donny boy, I'm confused! How could life be good, if you REALLY wanted to see this movie...but you rarely ever got a glimpse of the screen???? I don't understand, please help a newbie and explain your contradictory statement!
 

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Don Ronny: Please tell me what do u use to dload that stuff.

Since ***** ended, I wasn't monitoring this stuff.
 

Don Ronny

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Re: Re: Downloading Flix Gets me Laid!

stupid double post

argh
 

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Re: Re: Downloading Flix Gets me Laid!

Originally posted by DJ_Dork
i save that pirated movies stuff for myself since it's so low quality. if it's a dvd-rip/divx it's all good. but anything else.. don't torture your woman like that.
Oh heeelllll no I aint tryin to rock the pirated shiat. Nothing but DVD images burned directly to disc, holmes.

Originally posted by Dust 2 Dust
AFC. Dont waste your time downloading movies. Just call her and tell her you want to fukk. A DJ needs to show that hes sexual or else youll be in the friends zone.
Yeah. Tell that to the last girl who I stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey! If this is the friendzone, I dont ever want to leave!

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Donny boy, I'm confused! How could life be good, if you REALLY wanted to see this movie...but you rarely ever got a glimpse of the screen???? I don't understand, please help a newbie and explain your contradictory statement!
:p :p :p

To Ice Cold,

I have a macintosh and there is this great program called Carracho that I use to DL the disc images. I burn them to disc with Roxio Toast. Hope this helps bro.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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