CP3WOO
Don Juan
Ok...I'm going to make this short and sweet. My friend wants to know how to approach twins. He asked me and I had no f'n clue. Any suggestions?
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I dunno...just talk to them I guess. Ask them how long they've been twinsCP3WOO said:Ok...I'm going to make this short and sweet. My friend wants to know how to approach twins. He asked me and I had no f'n clue. Any suggestions?
That's actually pretty funny. Might work. Girls like funnyguywhoneedshelp said:I dunno...just talk to them I guess. Ask them how long they've been twins
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I like that one, and the 'whos the naughty one.' This is interesting, cuz my favorite watering hole just hired two good looking sisters. Im partial to one, but I'd take the other one too, so I just talk to both of them. I havent learned if they take each others "hand me downs" though, but its on the agenda!guywhoneedshelp said:Ask them how long they've been twins