"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ok...I'm going to make this short and sweet. My friend wants to know how to approach twins. He asked me and I had no f'n clue. Any suggestions?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Not talking from experience, but I have a feeling threesomes with twins are extremely rare outside of porn.

Why? They're freaking sisters man! Not too many people are into incest last time I checked.
 

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No no man! Not like that! He wants to know how to approach one cause they're always together...He just wants one haha
 

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I would assume just like any other girl, treat the sister as a friend. Just make sure he/you don't confuse the two, that'll be the end of that. I know a few twins and they are all really different from eachother as far as what they like sexually. Don't know why, but that's how it is. So he's gotta find the one that likes his style, and since they look the same it shouldn't matter to him which he gets.
 

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Haha, I approached two sexy twins by saying "bla bla are you twins, you look so alike, bla bla" I'm a twin too so it makes things interesting.
It's easy, just don't talk about them being twins and being 'similar' or anything, mention it once and that's it. Twins get tired of hearing the same crap after 20 years
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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In my case, the sisters don't really like each other much as friends, so I wouldn't say it helps too much. But yeah, don't be so much of a creeper that the sister doesn't approve. Just be a cool dude with her (a friend even) and her sister won't be a threat to your mission. By 'a threat', i mean a source of insults that happen behind your back
 

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CP3WOO said:
Ok...I'm going to make this short and sweet. My friend wants to know how to approach twins. He asked me and I had no f'n clue. Any suggestions?
I dunno...just talk to them I guess. Ask them how long they've been twins
 

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guywhoneedshelp said:
I dunno...just talk to them I guess. Ask them how long they've been twins
That's actually pretty funny. Might work. Girls like funny
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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guywhoneedshelp said:
Ask them how long they've been twins
I like that one, and the 'whos the naughty one.' This is interesting, cuz my favorite watering hole just hired two good looking sisters. Im partial to one, but I'd take the other one too, so I just talk to both of them. I havent learned if they take each others "hand me downs" though, but its on the agenda!
 
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