i got a 12 pack. i was excited to use them after not being able to feel much with trojans/normal thickness condoms. the first time i used them, the first good hump i gave i felt it tear. i quickly replaced the condom and started railing her again. once she got off, we were gonna switch positions so i could get off and i looked and my **** was harpooning out the side of it. that enough of that. the next time we gave them a try, she was on her period..aka a great time for the condom to protect my schlong from her bloody vag. i broke 3 condoms in a matterof 5 minutes. i really dont think i'm humping that hard.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dont use lifestyles condoms!
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Plain & Simple
Senior Don Juan
i never fuk around with lifestyles, i mean they look cheap too.
And trojans, last time i used them it broke, and since then i switched to magnums, wich also compliments the size of a young black male
And trojans, last time i used them it broke, and since then i switched to magnums, wich also compliments the size of a young black male
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
Yeah man, my **** is so big and I can **** for 12 hours.
superchristx
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Lifestyles are my brand of choice. My d1ck is just a hair below average, maybe that's why they suit me, I havent fooled around much with other brands because ... why mess with a good thing? I tried trojans once, it felt like the thing was all twisted up around my d1ck. I've tried a few durex, but they were flavored and something about the coating just dried up my GF's pvssy juices. I havent been ****ing for very long (months) but I can go for a good 40 minutes and I've never had a rubber break on me.
Lifestyles are my brand of choice. My d1ck is just a hair below average, maybe that's why they suit me, I havent fooled around much with other brands because ... why mess with a good thing? I tried trojans once, it felt like the thing was all twisted up around my d1ck. I've tried a few durex, but they were flavored and something about the coating just dried up my GF's pvssy juices. I havent been ****ing for very long (months) but I can go for a good 40 minutes and I've never had a rubber break on me.
I used some lifestyles yesterday, they seemed fine, actually it felt better then the trojan, maybe because they're a bit thinner. Personally though, I like Trojans, but for a Deli in the middle of nowhere close to a motel that's all I can find lmfao.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
sexualchocolate
Don Juan
Lifestyles have never broken on me.
I hate Trojans, they stink, had them break a few times using them. I dont even enjoy the sex as much using a Trojan for some reason, maybe just in my head.
Durex, uh, ok i guess.
You know you broke your condom when it starts feeling to good.
Always check your condom when changing positions. Especially when you just put her in the hucklebuck.
I hate Trojans, they stink, had them break a few times using them. I dont even enjoy the sex as much using a Trojan for some reason, maybe just in my head.
Durex, uh, ok i guess.
You know you broke your condom when it starts feeling to good.
Always check your condom when changing positions. Especially when you just put her in the hucklebuck.