Dont use lifestyles condoms!

[Kourt]

Hey guys, dont use lifestyles condoms, they break like none other. I learned this the hard way. It was a romantic night on the beach, and we had a little fire going, and we made s'mores. Then we laid down a blanked and looked at the stars for a bit. One thing led to another and pretty soon we were going at it. I put on a lifestyles condom, 3 minutes later it breaks. No biggie, I put on another lifesytles condom, 3 minutes later that breaks too! Rinse and reapeat, broke 5 lifestyles condoms before we gave up. What was supposed to be a romantic night on the beach turned out to be a bit of a mess. DONT USE LIFESTYLES CONDOMS!!!! They break like none other.

 

[Mojo604]

If u had the condoms in a drawer or stashed somewhere for a long time, they 'expire' and are more likely to break.



funny stuff, thx.

 

[Kourt]

I had actually gotten them a few days prior, so they wouldn't have expired

 

[BrWnSugaMan]

I usually finish in 2 min tops so this won't be a problem. :crackup:

 

[benassi]

Originally posted by BrWnSugaMan
I usually finish in 2 min tops so this won't be a problem. :crackup:

are u kidding me? i've ****ed for like an hour and 45 minutes ...

 

[Kourt]

haha brwnsuga I feel sorry for your girl, like benassi I can go for over an hour too, so its nice to have condoms that dont break every 3 minutes

 

[penkitten]

the health depts give out lifestyles. (family planning and std clinics too )
if there were that many complaints about them breaking they would be forced to switch brands.
things ran by the govt have to be up on things like that or they would be shut down.
the govt doesnt want to pay for lots of baby births due to bad condoms .

 

[Flogger]

Imagine... somewhere in the world there may be a freak with a razor sharp cervix...


muhahahahah


yeah, but Kourt, while the warning is appreciated, using your experience to claim that lifestyles condoms may be breaking left and right is what we rent-a-smartasses call a logical fallacy. You can't go from an instance to a blanket statement. Maybe the latest batch is actually weak like my mom's bladder though...

thanks for the heads up.

 

[Kourt]

yeah, thats true, while I see your point, if I had broken only one or two, I wouldnt be compliaining too much, but it was 5 in a row! I did however get them for free at planned parenthood, you get what you pay for. That wasnt the only time I've had problems with lifestyles. . . That was just the most outstanding instance.

 

[Life-Trainee]

Everyone should use Trojans anyways

 

[Plane]

Ive heard of lifesyles breaking too, Id steer clear of em

 

[JaguarMike]

dude lifestyles and durex have broken less times for me than trojan condoms. I hate trojan.

 

[Plane]

Durex is a good one, never used any trojans

 

[Leporello]

Originally posted by shadyonedeath
Maybe her ***** is actually a mouth and has teeth !!!

Thank god she ate ur condoms and not ur ****...lol

You're thinking of a vagina dentana.

I use lifestyles; I bought them recently and they don't break. You have to remember to pinch out the air bubble beforehand.

 

[penkitten]

Originally posted by Leporello
You're thinking of a vagina dentana.

I use lifestyles; I bought them recently and they don't break. You have to remember to pinch out the air bubble beforehand.

i would bet this was the cause of the problem itself.

if you dont pinch, then they are going to break.

 

[nishbuk]

Funny. I like the Lifestyles...They don't constrict like the Trojans.

 

[thatguyinaviators]

...hmm...never used a condom.......
never plan to

but i'll keep this post posted in the back of my mind if i eve do

 

[Stud]

actually, i bought a pack of durex extra sensitives. they expire like 2009 or something, and just about EVERY one broke. seriously, like 2 good humps and i had busted my love glove. i dunno if this is just a testament to shoddy worksmanship or a trait common to all thinner condoms.

 

[DJ_in_making]

u broke 5 after finally given up?

 

[Kourt]

um, yeah, lol, takes me a little bit to get off, better than being a minute man though