undesputable
Master Don Juan
he means that he would rather with a skinny girl thats ugly than with a fat girl thats very pretty, but fat.Originally posted by diablo
I'd rather sleep with a skinny "5" than an obese "10".
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
he means that he would rather with a skinny girl thats ugly than with a fat girl thats very pretty, but fat.Originally posted by diablo
I'd rather sleep with a skinny "5" than an obese "10".
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
face it dude. obese chicks can't be pretty. Plus you might get steamrolled in bed. ouchcOriginally posted by undesputable
he means that he would rather with a skinny girl thats ugly than with a fat girl thats very pretty, but fat.
There's a huge difference between a "few pounds extra" and fat or obese. I generally tend to not go after anyone over ~110 lbs, so a few more pounds isn't that big of a deal. 115, maybe 120 depending on how tall she is. Some girls may not even look like they're carrying it. If your idea of "a few pounds extra" means some obscene number like 30+ lbs, I'd have to say that no, I've never messed around with someone such as that.Originally posted by undesputable
it sounds like people here have never had sex with a girl with a few pounds extra
I thought the meaning behind my last statement was pretty clear, but I guess I'll rephrase:Originally posted by AFK Protector
face it dude. obese chicks can't be pretty. Plus you might get steamrolled in bed. ouchc
Originally posted by diablo
If there were nothing but obese women left on this planet, and it was up to me to repopulate the world, I'd marry my right hand.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.