undesputable
Master Don Juan
he means that he would rather with a skinny girl thats ugly than with a fat girl thats very pretty, but fat.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Don't do obese girls on the pill...
- Thread starter Ricky
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
face it dude. obese chicks can't be pretty. Plus you might get steamrolled in bed. ouchc
diablo
Master Don Juan
There's a huge difference between a "few pounds extra" and fat or obese. I generally tend to not go after anyone over ~110 lbs, so a few more pounds isn't that big of a deal. 115, maybe 120 depending on how tall she is. Some girls may not even look like they're carrying it. If your idea of "a few pounds extra" means some obscene number like 30+ lbs, I'd have to say that no, I've never messed around with someone such as that.
I thought the meaning behind my last statement was pretty clear, but I guess I'll rephrase:
If there were nothing but obese women left on this planet, and it was up to me to repopulate the world, I'd marry my right hand.
Disclaimer: This post was meant neither to incite or bait anyone who has a fetish or preference for overweight women. You keep doing your thing, just know that you won't ever have any competition from me.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Right on bro!
And if my hands got chopped off I'd jump in a volcano so they can't rape my dead body. ::shudders::
If I was an obese guy, then maybe I'd consider sex with an obese woman. Beggars can't be choosers, as the saying goes. Yet guys who take care in their appearance and attitude can do much better and deserve much better.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.