SeymourCake
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When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Is that supposed to be a commercial for the Mercedes CLS? I can't make out a single word he's saying.SeymourCake said:
[AZ]Bokanovsky said:Is that supposed to be a commercial for the Mercedes CLS? I can't make out a single word he's saying.
Obviously you don't understand if you think these lyrics are indecipherable gibberish. You should question your own eloquence.Bokanovsky said:Seymourcake, I don't see anything don juan about that song (or any other songs posted in this thread so far). A true DJ is supposed to be eloquent. Eloquence is one of the main indicators of intelligence in a man. A guy mumbling some indecipherable gibberish is the opposite of eloquent.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
-Gripz- said:AZ has always been dope. Do or Die is a classic.
I think this track of his fits Don Juan pretty well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4N5svMcII