"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don Juan Song

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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gotta love AZ. didn't know much besides his verse on illmatic, but got Doe or die and i can see why some people call it Illmatic Pt.2. As much as i like west coast stuff, i always preferred the jazzy east coast hip hop
 
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Your all tripping

Best don juan song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw

Take away the "gangsterness" and listen to Scarface's verses and his basically saying what most DJ's say now, but he said 20 years earlier.

"Real gangsters dont need to flex nuts, coz real gangsters know that they've got 'em"

I've always admired this song as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O14i2LiWoGE

Ghostface, to me describes the perfect game scene, where he walks up to a girl, charms her and has her giving head by the end of the song.

"Your waistline, bangin' like a bassline"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bokanovsky said:
Is that supposed to be a commercial for the Mercedes CLS? I can't make out a single word he's saying.
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[AZ]
Fresh fruits out the juicer
Since juvie jail, toured well Im'a trooper
If She can tell It's a louis smell I can scoop her
In a black-bluish SL, bumpin Luther
Saint Lucia, linen shorts and loafs
Been across the coast, contenders call me the GOAT
Why grope, when women open their throats
Sophisticated adults with stimulating results
The Sos..still afloat, still a mil in the vault
Still appeal to the real when it's wrote, proper approach
I play, Check the resume' **** what a record say
Only a few certified can really rep this way
Chick fetish, a baller them bricks bet it
No daughters, the ****'s leveraged, it's nothing to discredit
Embedded, born wit it my vision was all vivid
I'm living the lord did it, decisions is more digits
More explicit, more deliberate
More extraordinaire so what is it?
Son of a snorter, My aura is Diadora
Extorting can lead to slaughter, quarters deeper waters
Seeking kimora, speak sweet sephora
Too neat to loiter, too at peace for fraudure
I applaud ya, If all the pressure ain't dogged ya
Broads tryna destroy ya, *****s of the pandora
On camcorder caught with a gram shorters
Mandatory 5 thats when yam was alive.

[Sample: Merge-What makes you wanna lie]

[AZ]
Reckless endangerment, necklace insane and ****
Give her no ****, that's how you really restrain a *****
I'm the Hussein of this, rap rulers fugazziness
Fariy-tale spitting that others claim niggas crazy with
Up in mercedes whips, new gucci blue-navy kicks
Hair wavy, stay fly on that 80's tip
What can they say to this? Let em pray and wish
At any minute a nigga can 100k the wrist
Slight lisp, but speak truth the greek zeus
All I do is just ****, nut and eat fruit
From Re-coups to Venezuela, send the tailor
Its all done with the century service in the celler
Hey fella, Only few can measure
Taking paper is pleasure, they imitation vanilla
The arm legger, arm head, with don cred
Im no wanna-be wack rap non-celeb.

[AZ]
From magic city to miss america pageants
Got me passin on ***** never imagined
In suites crashin, eating felipes laughin
Sneaker freak, keep up with feet fashion
They keep asking, How is his shine lasting?
Im too ahead of my time to be a has-been
Rhymes crafting come from crime interaction
So niggas spazzing, is just a minor distraction
Dinner napkins tucked in the button-up, which means
Any medallion that's dangling is covered up
Sleeves cuffed, sippin a tea cup
Them C-moneys like key-money when re-in up
 
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Seymourcake, I don't see anything don juan about that song (or any other songs posted in this thread so far). A true DJ is supposed to be eloquent. Eloquence is one of the main indicators of intelligence in a man. A guy mumbling some indecipherable gibberish is the opposite of eloquent.
 
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Bokanovsky said:
Seymourcake, I don't see anything don juan about that song (or any other songs posted in this thread so far). A true DJ is supposed to be eloquent. Eloquence is one of the main indicators of intelligence in a man. A guy mumbling some indecipherable gibberish is the opposite of eloquent.
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Obviously you don't understand if you think these lyrics are indecipherable gibberish. You should question your own eloquence.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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