Doh!

[Furax]

Thought ide post a story of my saturday night for your amusement.

Ive been doing the bible for 2 weeks now so im hardly a DJ but for the first time ever ..everever ever! a girl game over to me and started chatting.

So thats good right? nope.. it was a TRAP! :trouble: she says "My friend really likes you" .. i take a quick scan round and nobodys watching so i assumed the friend was in hiding.

But i thought hey, may aswell give it a go. (actually maybe the vodka said that..) but anyway. This girl comes over, shes not my type (very ugly )

Ok now picture this, were on the dance floor.. its packed, the musics LOUD. What does she do, she STANDs there and starts chatting. Asking me where im from, what uni do i goto, do i have a GF etc.. Whist shes chatting away i notice something worse too.. she smells like sh*t, or at least her breath did, and i dont mean just a nasty smell.. it smelt just like poo. Right about then i bailed :yes:

Was some sucsess, a nice girl started dancing with me.. how did i get her attention.. well i elbowed her in the face by accident :crackup:

 

[Tomatoes]

Haha nice one! Elbow to the face.....cant say i have tried that one.

As for the "trap". I have had the same ****. She was a nice girl til she got within a meter.....she hummed of BO. Argh it was like a public toliet...I was like no!

General hygine! A must.

 

[Climax]

lol...

hehe.. Interesting night toy had there Furax ... Anyways, I guess that’s a start... What you SHOULD have done is got her number and then get to know her hot friends... but alas, Don’t wait for them to come to you, rather go to them and intentionally get their attention... and I somehow doubt the elbow to the face was intentional


Keep it up


Laterz...