Thought ide post a story of my saturday night for your amusement.
Ive been doing the bible for 2 weeks now so im hardly a DJ but for the first time ever ..everever ever! a girl game over to me and started chatting.
So thats good right? nope.. it was a TRAP! :trouble: she says "My friend really likes you" .. i take a quick scan round and nobodys watching so i assumed the friend was in hiding.
But i thought hey, may aswell give it a go. (actually maybe the vodka said that..) but anyway. This girl comes over, shes not my type (very ugly
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Ok now picture this, were on the dance floor.. its packed, the musics LOUD. What does she do, she STANDs there and starts chatting. Asking me where im from, what uni do i goto, do i have a GF etc.. Whist shes chatting away i notice something worse too.. she smells like sh*t, or at least her breath did, and i dont mean just a nasty smell.. it smelt just like poo. Right about then i bailed :yes:
Was some sucsess, a nice girl started dancing with me.. how did i get her attention.. well i elbowed her in the face by accident :crackup:
Ive been doing the bible for 2 weeks now so im hardly a DJ but for the first time ever ..everever ever! a girl game over to me and started chatting.
So thats good right? nope.. it was a TRAP! :trouble: she says "My friend really likes you" .. i take a quick scan round and nobodys watching so i assumed the friend was in hiding.
But i thought hey, may aswell give it a go. (actually maybe the vodka said that..) but anyway. This girl comes over, shes not my type (very ugly
Ok now picture this, were on the dance floor.. its packed, the musics LOUD. What does she do, she STANDs there and starts chatting. Asking me where im from, what uni do i goto, do i have a GF etc.. Whist shes chatting away i notice something worse too.. she smells like sh*t, or at least her breath did, and i dont mean just a nasty smell.. it smelt just like poo. Right about then i bailed :yes:
Was some sucsess, a nice girl started dancing with me.. how did i get her attention.. well i elbowed her in the face by accident :crackup: