"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Doh!

Furax

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Thought ide post a story of my saturday night for your amusement.

Ive been doing the bible for 2 weeks now so im hardly a DJ but for the first time ever ..everever ever! a girl game over to me and started chatting.

So thats good right? nope.. it was a TRAP! :trouble: she says "My friend really likes you" .. i take a quick scan round and nobodys watching so i assumed the friend was in hiding.

But i thought hey, may aswell give it a go. (actually maybe the vodka said that..) but anyway. This girl comes over, shes not my type (very ugly :whistle: )

Ok now picture this, were on the dance floor.. its packed, the musics LOUD. What does she do, she STANDs there and starts chatting. Asking me where im from, what uni do i goto, do i have a GF etc.. Whist shes chatting away i notice something worse too.. she smells like sh*t, or at least her breath did, and i dont mean just a nasty smell.. it smelt just like poo. Right about then i bailed :yes:

Was some sucsess, a nice girl started dancing with me.. how did i get her attention.. well i elbowed her in the face by accident :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tomatoes

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Haha nice one! Elbow to the face.....cant say i have tried that one.

As for the "trap". I have had the same ****. She was a nice girl til she got within a meter.....she hummed of BO. Argh it was like a public toliet...I was like no!

General hygine! A must.
 

Climax

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lol...

hehe.. Interesting night toy had there Furax:D ... Anyways, I guess that’s a start... What you SHOULD have done is got her number and then get to know her hot friends... but alas, Don’t wait for them to come to you, rather go to them and intentionally get their attention... and I somehow doubt the elbow to the face was intentional:rolleyes:


Keep it up :up:


Laterz...
 
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