jt the azn
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Is it just me or is it natural?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Does you left nut hang lower than your right?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
bigjohnson
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Natures way of making sure they don't crush each other I suspect.
Master Bates
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Why couldn't we have evolved to keep our nuts on the inside? They're just annoying.
Quiksilver
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It's the Coriolis effect. The spinning of the earth causes a centrifugal force to occur and pull one nut away from the other. In the southern hemisphere, your right nut would hang lower, just like your toilet spins one way in the lower hemisphere and the other way in the northern. The closer you get to the equator, the more even your nuts are.
On a more serious note, as long as you can see them you should be happy.
On a more serious note, as long as you can see them you should be happy.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ValleyDJing
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Quiksilver said:
LOL! Thats not true!
bigjohnson
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In all fairness there's no reason it has to be that way, it's just a sort of unfortunate anatomical fact. If your liver had to be drooping out in a air cooled sac to function correctly it would be another sort of silly feature.Aboleo said:
Create Reality
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sometimes i wish i was a brain attached to a terminator endoskeleton
Victory Unlimited
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Wow, this REALLY is the "Anything Else" forum, isn't it????
D!ck Ramsey
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The world is my left nut, SoSuave is the itchy spot and you guys are a bunch of pubes.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.