"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Does you left nut hang lower than your right?

Does your left nut hang lower than your right?

  • Yes

    Votes: 23 85.2%
  • No

    Votes: 4 14.8%

  • Total voters
    27

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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bigjohnson

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Natures way of making sure they don't crush each other I suspect.
 

Master Bates

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Why couldn't we have evolved to keep our nuts on the inside? They're just annoying.
 

Quiksilver

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It's the Coriolis effect. The spinning of the earth causes a centrifugal force to occur and pull one nut away from the other. In the southern hemisphere, your right nut would hang lower, just like your toilet spins one way in the lower hemisphere and the other way in the northern. The closer you get to the equator, the more even your nuts are.

On a more serious note, as long as you can see them you should be happy.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ValleyDJing

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Quiksilver said:
It's the Coriolis effect. The spinning of the earth causes a centrifugal force to occur and pull one nut away from the other. In the southern hemisphere, your right nut would hang lower, just like your toilet spins one way in the lower hemisphere and the other way in the northern. The closer you get to the equator, the more even your nuts are.

On a more serious note, as long as you can see them you should be happy.

LOL! Thats not true!
 

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Aboleo said:
Because internal body heat would cause sterility.
In all fairness there's no reason it has to be that way, it's just a sort of unfortunate anatomical fact. If your liver had to be drooping out in a air cooled sac to function correctly it would be another sort of silly feature.
 

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sometimes i wish i was a brain attached to a terminator endoskeleton
 

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The world is my left nut, SoSuave is the itchy spot and you guys are a bunch of pubes.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Master Bates said:
Why couldn't we have evolved to keep our nuts on the inside? They're just annoying.
I agree, would be so much easier if our nuts were internal. Then don't have to worry about getting kicked.
 
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